What can we trade Zell Miller to the Repubs for?

[neoteric lefty]

I'll take a Coke or maybe a hotdog for good ol' boy Zell. Hell, lets end the charade. Just take him, please! We don't want him.

[Endangered Specie]

1. Fuck, Id pay to get rid of him

[Nevernose]

2. Trade? I got fifty bucks to pay the RNC off

Maybe if we got a big enough pot going...

[neoteric lefty]

5. at least he is on his way out. Thats the only good thing

I can say about him at the moment.

[WillyBrandt]

3. Popcorn Maker

[Thrill]

4. Give us Lincoln Chafee

thanks

[neoteric lefty]

8. Yeah, Chafee is surely making some enemies in his

party.

[RoyGBiv]

6. I have this old car in my driveway...

Tires are all blown, engine is frozen, there are rust holes all over it. I've decided I'm going to pay someone haul it off for me.

I feel the same way about Zell.

[RichV]

7. Yeah, no joke.

If a trade could be arranged, I'd take any one of about 5 or 6 GOPers in a heartbeat. But it'd be satisfying enough just to have him taken off our hands.

[Bluebear]

9. Olympia Snowe

I know she wants to come over, I just know it.

[coloradodem2005]

10. I think Chaffee does too.

n/t

[drumwolf]

why haven't they done so already?

n/t

[Mikimouse]

11. I'd make a trade...

Zell Miller for Chimpy's next drug test urine sample. They're worth about the same.

[General Zod]

12. A used puck bag?

"What the hell did the old man trade for those assholes? A used puck bag?".....Johnny Upton in " Slap Shot"

[HarveyBriggs]

13. Two Ben Olglive cards and a player to be named later.

[sablescort]

14. I would trade Zell for

Lincoln Chaffee and Olympia Snowe

Rove can just fucking keep Zell for hisself...

[Thrill]

15. Chafee is not a republican

He's no more a Repuke than Jeffords. Come home Lincoln

[sablescort]

17. All we need is to wait

for Rove to piss off the next Repuke...

Instant Jim Jeffords-style defections

[Thrill]

18. I think if we win control

Chafee will switch.

[walldude]

16. Won't get shit for ole Zell,

He's already gonna speak at the Repug Convention. I just love his one man "group" "Dems for Bush". Thats kind of like being a gay African American Rapper for Bush, you may find one, but only one...

[Rowdyboy]

19. He's the first Democrat I've ever WANTED to switch parties

I don't even need a Republican in trade, just take him. Get that "D" away from his name. He doesn't deserve it.