If you dare to look at this.....

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

http://www.2004nycgop.org/

The official website for the RNC.

Here's the official schedule, LOL:

Q: WHAT WILL THE PROGRAM BE FOR THE CONVENTION?

The official program is taking shape and this year's convention promises to provide four days of outstanding guests and memorable events. The theme and program will showcase the president's leadership and commitment to the American people, the unity and momentum of the Republican Party, and the diversity and strength of our nation.

The 2004 Republican National Convention recently announced the following lineup of guest speakers.

On Monday, August 30, New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg will open the convention and welcome delegates. That evening, former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani and Senator John McCain (R-AZ) will take the stage at Madison Square Garden to address the party and the nation.

On Tuesday, August 31, First Lady Laura Bush, Secretary of Education Rod Paige and Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger (R-CA) will address the nation in primetime.

On Wednesday, September 1, Mrs. Lynne Cheney, Vice President Dick Cheney and Democratic Senator Zell Miller (D-GA) will headline the 2004 Republican National Convention program.

On Thursday, September 2, the convention's final evening, Governor George Pataki (R-NY) will introduce President George W. Bush, who will accept the Republican Party's nomination to lead our country for another four years.

The 2004 Republican National Convention will have further announcements about our convention program in the days and weeks ahead.


Oh my GOD, could it SOUND more boring????

[BurtWorm]

1. Will the networks have it on for four days?

Or will they skip Arnold, as they skipped Obama? There's no such thing as the Fairness Doctrine anymore, is there?

[madmax]

2. Rod Paige and Chaka Kahn for a bit of color...

Oh, my bad :evilgrin:

[Chovexani]

4. Chaka Kahn?!

Say it ain't so! :(

[Must_B_Free]

16. I take it she's off heroin now?

[StandUpGuy]

24. Her concerts are advertised on Hannity.

And WTF is a Democratic senator doing speaking prime time ?

How can he still be a Democrat is the tent Really that big?

[madmax]

25. Just repeating what I hear Bill Maher say

I believe Chaka was at the 2000 repug convention.

[fujiyama]

3. Yeah it really does sound crappy

The DNC has had so much energy. The speakers are so great. They don't have anything that will even come close in matching Obama, Clinton, or Edwards, just to name a few.

[Nevernose]

5. Rod Paige is a terrorist!

[ParisFrance]

9. Quite boring I must agree

[greenbriar]

11. as a teacher, if I ever

see that mother fucker in my school, I will kick him in the nuts and poke his eyes out.

[AwakeAtLast]

13. You will be joined by me.

He will probably be expecting it, considering teachers are such terrorists.

[Sugarbleus]

22. LOL...are you a phys ed teacher?? lol

[Nite Owl]

6. They have no one that they

will let speak in public it would turn people off. They have no stars, no one people would want to see or hear. They risk coming out of their convention losing in the polls (if they are real polls).

[mdunionman]

7. White men in Power Ties

Pimping their war! We need to let them know that Kerry and Edwards will end their war, free ALL of the political prisoners and put the real war criminals in jail. Fighting for freedom is not a crime. Fighting for oil is.

[thebigidea]

8. Oh no! How can we ever beat the charisma of Pataki?

They'll be eating out of his hand!

[BurtWorm]

10. And to think they have that dynamo Bloomberg as well!

:o

[NightOwwl]

12. I'm falling asleep

just reading about it. :boring:

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

14. No shit, I actually

laughed out loud when I read that schedule. They better hope they spice it up a bit, but I doubt it.

What a snoozer.

[koopie57]

15. come on guys

if we all keep our fingers crossed the protesters might liven things up! Or maybe Cheney will have "the big one". Or * will loose it or maybe he will ride his bike on stage and fall off.

[JNelson6563]

23. I admire your optimism!

:toast:

[BillZBubb]

17. Maybe the Chimperor will repeat his state of the union address!

That really got people fired up! D'oh!

[greenbriar]

18. Maybe they will all wear their stupid white ties

and he can call them his base again

[mdunionman]

19. Or white hoods!

[xxqqqzme]

20. there will be NO

ONE who will even come close 2 Al Sharpton. His crack about clarence thomas was wonderful. There will B no Ilana Wexler unless they can come up w/ a babies 4 b**h B4 8/30. No one 2 match Big Dog or THK. U think they trot out the twins 2 talk about their great dad (and they're saying Teresa has no class?)? Or chenfuckney's daughter to praise her dad? Yeah right. Old stupid white men and pick haired ladies in their goofy hats. The 4 African Americans @ in attendence will get more time camera time than squatter. There will B NOTHING to even get close 2 the Native Americans siging the national anthem in their native tongue. - What? wayne newton cuz he is 1/8 cherokee? LLLOOOOOOOOZZZERS

[GoneOffShore]

21. Happy, Happy, Joy, joy

the only ones they're missing are Oxyrush, Coulterman, and Adolf Miller.

- Only 19 posts to 250-

:bounce: :bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:

[The Blue Knight]

26. If this is the best they can do...

Then they might as just as well throw in the towel...

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

27. I hate to just say "I agree"

but damn, I agree! They are toast.

[napi21]

28. Wed. is really the pitts!

Two Cheneys and Zell Miller? They must be depending on all their Pub buddies to be in bed by 9:00PM.

[bluestateguy]

29. When's the "getting your kid a draft deferment" workshop?

Cuz my children have other priorites than military service, like getting an MBA to go work for Halliburton.

[Iris]

31. good one!

;-)

[Bake]

30. Can't wait for that dynamo Cheney's speech!

I bet it'll be a real barn-burner!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Bake

[Neshanic]

32. I am watching just for the Gropers new technology in makeup.

[proud patriot]

33. ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz

[jackstraw45]

34. Terror, 9/11, terror, 9/11, terror, 9/11 X 4 days=GOP Convention 2004

Oh, did I mention Terror & 9/11?

[qanda]

35. I can see them on the phone now to Project 21

Quick! Find me SOME BLACK PEOPLE!!!!!!!!! (And make sure they don't have any blowouts on the freeway)