kentuck
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Thu Jul-29-04 11:41 AM
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Can the Republicans "party" for four days?? |
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How will they fill all the time? Show re-runs of The Terminator? Let Pat Boone give a concert every night? Show old clips of Ronald Reagan speeches? If not, who can they get to speak without exposing their radical base?
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Thu Jul-29-04 11:42 AM
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1. Don't forget a stand up routine from Dennis Miller! |
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I am sure he will be there, trying to be funny.
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Thu Jul-29-04 11:43 AM
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anybody want to wager about whether the Lee Greenwood song gets played at the Repub convention?
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kentuck
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Thu Jul-29-04 11:44 AM
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4. Yeah, wonder who will sing their national anthem ?? |
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Are there that many country singers that know the song??
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Thu Jul-29-04 11:52 AM
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Everytime I hear that song, I want to hurl a cheney They think that song is our National Anthem,
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Thu Jul-29-04 11:43 AM
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3. Nobody snorts more cocaine than Repubs. |
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They just rarely get in trouble for it.
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Thu Jul-29-04 11:48 AM
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5. Speaking of drug abuse.... |
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El Rusho wasn't asked to speak this year was he?
Will he even attend?
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KansDem
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Thu Jul-29-04 12:11 PM
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19. With Bush, Powell, and "others" on medications... |
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They'll need to start early, say about 2pm, in order to finish before drifting off into la-la land...:boring:
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Thu Jul-29-04 11:49 AM
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6. Every whore in Babylon |
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will be working the hotels, I'm sure.
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Thu Jul-29-04 12:21 PM
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20. Which pretty much answers the initial post's question! |
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Yes, Virginia, the Pukes can party for days and days and days - if the corset's tight, the stockings are right and the wife's out of sight!
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Thu Jul-29-04 11:51 AM
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7. Dance Party !!! (caution..lots of pics) |
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Edited on Thu Jul-29-04 11:53 AM by SoCalDem
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Arkana
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Thu Jul-29-04 11:51 AM
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8. Well, there sure as hell won't be dancing or music |
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Cause Asscroft would have an aneurysm otherwise.
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Thu Jul-29-04 11:53 AM
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10. there might be a lot... |
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...of military music for marching and heel-clicking.
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Thu Jul-29-04 11:59 AM
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12. Ash just might sing his eagle song |
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they will have the religious music stars on - they even do a kind of rock
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Thu Jul-29-04 11:57 AM
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11. Oh now, don't let those water walkers and cross climbers fool ya |
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they live by "do as I say not as I do"...so they party..and then promptly deny it. lie about it. cover it up.
and before someone gets their bloomers in a wad.. water walker and cross climber are scathing ways of saying phoney christians
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Thu Jul-29-04 12:00 PM
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13. coke can let you party indefinitely |
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Edited on Thu Jul-29-04 12:00 PM by lionesspriyanka
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Thu Jul-29-04 12:00 PM
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14. If they bring in enough hookers at the start. |
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Thu Jul-29-04 12:06 PM
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15. Sure.. they can party if it's kinky... |
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Didn't they survey the sex workers from conventions past recently? As I recall, the Dems are, umm, energetic but fairly ordinary conventioneers. Republicans - lotta kink, lotta drink, drugs, whatever. They get wild.
From a purely partying standpoint - we can only hope that the Republicans tear it up in NYC and that some sharp kid catches 'em on tape.
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Thu Jul-29-04 12:08 PM
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16. If they leave the wives at home, and bring Viagra, sure...n/t |
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Thu Jul-29-04 12:09 PM
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17. C'mon, haven't you ever heard of Bohemian Grove? |
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Hookers renting tourist cabins, Alan Greenspan running around naked...
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Thu Jul-29-04 12:11 PM
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18. ...a gay porn star servicing their every need. |
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I cracked up when I read about that. :-)
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Thu Jul-29-04 12:25 PM
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21. I'm sure Stephen Glass |
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will have some stories for us about young Republicans snorting coke and getting drunk off the mini-bar in their room. ;)
Personally, I don't think Republicans can truly party unless they have women to rape, kids to molest, wives to beat, gay escorts to indulge in, or Santorum's beastiality video collection to watch.
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