From the Bush web site: "Introducing Barbara and Jenna's Journal"

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

A special treat for the "leave the innocent Bush kids alone, the parents are fair game but the kids are off limits" crowd.



Introducing Barbara and Jenna's Journal

http://www.georgewbush.com/blog/archives/week_2004_07_25.html#001349

Hi there. As you probably know we have decided to start campaigning for our Dad. As we travel across America, we’ll keep you updated on our trips through the blog. Last week was our first trip alone on the campaign trail, with stops in Missouri, Ohio, and Pennsylvania. We met many great people as we stopped in local campaign offices and W Stands for Women events.

It was incredible to see so many people excited about reelecting our Dad. Throughout the next few months we’ll be traveling alone and with our parents, giving you more details of life on the campaign trail.

Until next time!

[NC_Nurse]

1. OMG

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

[ronnykmarshall]

5. I'll join ya

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

[JI7]

8. i have to join into this also

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

[KittyWampus]

2. If I Knew How To Hack Websites, WHICH I DON'T,

this would be prime.

Alas, I am close to computer illiterate.

[Literate Tar Heel]

3. what's that sound???

oh, it's millions of middle-aged rich white bastards across America wanking off while reading about the sexcapades of the Bush twins

[ParisFrance]

7. They sound as though they are at a low highschool writing level

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

53. I thought the same thing

didn't one of them go to YALE, for pete's sake??? And writing like that? Unsophisticated, unpolished and boring.

[eissa]

10. LOL!!

I've got tears running down my face! That was too funny!

[w13rd0]

4. That website is like a walk into the mind...

...of delusional madmen with a REAL anger problem...

oh, and how the hell is this a blog if one can't comment?

[desi]

30. They're surely dumb.

But can you imagine opening that "blog" to public access with the crap they're tossing around there?

[w13rd0]

55. yes...

...i can. Makes one think they might not want to actually hear what "the people" have to say...

[tridim]

6. So do they both speak in unison?

or do they finish each other's sentences? Or does Rove use his teen chat-room skills and write it for them, then they just sign off on it? I'd bet on Rove.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

9. It's either Rove or Hughes...

...but you're right...somewhere, in some chat room tonight, some lonely dweeb is sweet-talking "Britney18" or some similar Cyber Sweetie who is actually...get yer barf-bags ready...THIS Cyber Sweetie:

[coloradodem2005]

15. He looks like Rush Limbaughs twin brother.

n/t

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

19. Or this guy's twin brother

...primarily around the chin (or lack thereof).

[coloradodem2005]

21. That's where you're wrong.

Rove has a chin. Actually, he has two of them. :evilgrin:

[seabeyond]

11. see spot run

run spot, run!

[Jack from Charlotte]

12. Hey Barb, a question.... that fake ID you were busted for....

did they give it back after your arrest or do you have to buy another one?

Also, where was this picture of you taken? Looks like a fun joint I might like to try.....

[Bluebear]

13. Are you buying Marlboro's in like states without high taxes and stuff?

[desi]

25. "Laura and I really don't realize how bright our children is"

[ronnykmarshall]

14. What they REALLY wrote:

Day 1 Jenna - Oh my gawd! I am so sick of this fucking bus. We drive and drive and drive. Like sooooooooo many times we passed these really cool looking clubs and shit, but did we stop? Oh no! We gotta go hang out with a bunch of rrrreeeaaalllllllly dumpy looking people. Dad is really starting to piss me off. Not to mention that fucking dog shit all over my new pants. I hate that fucking thing.

Day 2 Barbara - I swear if Jenna and I don't get the fuck outta here we gonna go insane. Jenna's been on the rag ever since Barney took a dump on her new pants. It was like sooooooooo funny. She was ready to throw the little bastard out of the window, but mom woke up for her coma ...... nap and stopped her. Aunt Condi slapped the shit out of Jenna and mom got all pissed. It was so cool.

[eissa]

23. You guys are killing me!

I'm still stuck at work and reading this is making me laugh so hard, my co-workers are beginning to look at me funny!

For some reason, each time I get a glimpse of the twins I start humming "99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around......"

[Mad_Dem_X]

26. LMAO!

I gotta agree that those "posts" are written by other people.

"Aunt Condi" - LOL!

[ronnykmarshall]

31. I wish I had a website -

I'd make a parody of it. They are so easy to write about.

[Beaverhausen]

38. Ronny - that is hilarious!!!

:toast:

[bo44]

41. The real Bush Oysters

How many Greedy Old Prikkks do I have to blow to get off this bus.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

50. "Aunt Condi"...she is totally cool, once she caught us with...

a BIG ol' bag of weed we scored from that cute guy at the club, and instead of getting busted (I was worried that Mom would get stressed out and have to call "Dr. Nick" for another quart jar of Xanax), she closed the door and showed us how she used to roll joints when SHE was our age! I'm thinking that they must have given the weed away for free in those days, because that effer was the size of a baseball bat (Mom says REAL ladies never say "fucker").

:-)

Aunt Condi was the one who told us about spliffs and Bob Marley and how he was like this totally spiritual dude, but now he's dead, but that's okay because I was high one night and saw his son on MTV and I'd do him! Of course, there was a time when I thought I'd do Weird Al Yankovic after seeing the video for that Nirvana song, but I only felt that way because I thought he was the real Nirvana guy, Kirk Cameron.

Err...where was I?

Love,

Jenna

[Cadfael]

16. From the people who brought you...

Barney's Christmas video...'nuff said.

[LynneSin]

17. Can I have a show of hands of who thinks this is ghost written???

:hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi:


Seriously, you've heard Edward's daughter and Teresa's son and the both were elegant and eloquent as hell. I have a feeling that 12 year old girl Ilena could handle a speech better than the Busch Twins

[ronnykmarshall]

18. I do! I do!

:hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi::hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi:

[Mad_Dem_X]

27. This is seriously ghost-written

Like everything else about this adminstration, it's a big lie.

[JohnLocke]

29. Uh...

:hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi:

[Athletic Grrl]

36. Busch twins!!!

LMAO :toast:

Ilana is our local heroine. :loveya: She'd destroy Jenna and even best Yalie Barbie in a debate. GO ILANA GO!!

[rumguy]

20. Will they include some intimate details?

Hmmm...

[SoCalDem]

22. Of course.... You only saw the "cleaned up version"..here's the original

Hi there. As you probably know we have been forced decided to start campaigning for our asshole Dad. As we travel across America, bor-ingggg we’ll keep you updated on our trips through the bars blog. Last week was our first trip alone on the party bus campaign trail, with stops in Missouri, Ohio, and Pennsylvania. We met many great people and some real LOSERS as we stopped in local campaign offices and W Stands for a while, and then passes out Women events.

It was incredible to see so many people excited about reelecting our Dad especially since he's the dumbest man on the planet. Throughout the next few months we’ll be traveling alone yay and with our parents, gag us with a coke-spoon giving you more details of life on the campaign trail.

Until next time! burrrp

[Bluebear]

24. ::hehehehehe::

[Wind Dancer]

28. You guys are hysterical!

I needed this - thank you!

[LunaC]

32. Vomit Alert

Will the propaganda NEVER end?



Psssssssst.......The Whispering Campaign is calling your name......

[DancingBear]

33. Here's a sneak peek at tonights entry

J: So today we hung around at this stupid fucking "ranch" all day, waiting for daddy to come down off the meds. Yesterday he fell off the fucking bike - again - so we had to pretend like he's a real athelete and go "ooooh" and "aaahhh" and shit.

B: And then he gets pissed off at us for like driving when blitzed? At least we get the car home in one piece.

B & J: High five!!!

B: Christ, I haven't been bonked in over 24 hours. Aren't there any guys here?

J: Well, there's uncle Karl...

B & J: Ewwwwwwwhhhhhh!!!! Get the bag, get the bag!

J: Bye for now! Re-elect our daddy!!

[Elidor]

34. "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

"Three more months of this shit and not a bottle of jaeger in sight!"

"Oh, god, here comes that creep Novak again. He tried to feel me up backstage. He is, like, soooo disgusting!"

"It could be worse - oh, wait, it is - here comes Tucker Carlson. If I don't get some bong hits soon, I'm raiding mom's xanax bottle."

"Beat ya to it! I'm already dosed."

"Oh, here comes that cute secret service guy. I think I need some 'secret service.' "

[Beaverhausen]

40. LOL!!!

that's hilarious!

[skrunch]

35. "I can't take it anymore!!!"

TO: USSS D.C. OFFICE
FROM: J. R. BAGGADONITZ, Agent
RE: REQUEST FOR TRANSFER

To Whom It May Concern:

I hereby request a change from my current assignment on the Presidential Family Security Detail.

As I have chronicled on the enclosed log (8 pp), the President's daughters (Codenames: CUERVO and BACARDI) have disregarded any reasonable and prudent measures to ensure their own security.

The USSS has a proud and noble history and should not be used as a limousine/liquor/pizza delivery service more befitting squiring the likes of "Simple Life" stars Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie from party to party.

I would appreciate your immediate attention to this matter.

(s) Joseph R. Baggadonitz
Special Agent
United States Secret Service

[phiddle]

37. They mean "Barbara and Jenna's Urinal"

[Beaverhausen]

39. They sound surprised people like their dad

at least that's how I read this line:

"It was incredible to see so many people excited about reelecting our Dad."

[TheCentepedeShoes]

42. Yeah, like

"Where'd all these morans come from?"

[dissention]

43. Can I have show of hands

from people who think that ole pus-bag Rove tried to corrupt those two little drunks before they were legal? He looks like a chatroom predator, for cripes sake.

[TheCentepedeShoes]

45. Hand here

:hi:

[eissa]

47. Oh, yeah, I can definitely see that

This whole "get the girls to campaign for dad" show has Rove's slimy fingers all over it......"hey, let's get the twins to...campaign, yeah, that's it, campaign!" I can just see him trying to convince them to wear those Catholic school-girl outfits out on the trail. Pervert!

[johnnie]

44. That whole friggin "blog" is a joke

Have you all read any of that other shit? I can't believe people fall for that crap.

[Beaverhausen]

48. There were tons of Kerry pictures there

I had to double check that it wasn't satire.

uh...wait...nevermind...

[sablescort]

46. They should have ran

Pickles' guide to raising harlots on the * site ....

Inspirational reading for Repuke family values courtesy of Pickles...

[wtmusic]

49. "See you next time, at skankscomeintwos.com!"

Media whoring comes so naturally.

[kskiska]

51. Will they dare put these girls in front of a microphone?

We've never, ever heard their voices. Will they actually speak or will their participation in the campaign consist of pictures and scripted online chats?

[dissention]

54. The reason they never spoke

into a microphone is because they'd slur their words. ;)

[w13rd0]

58. "Am I supposed to deep throat it?"

Sorry girls, you set yourself up for it by campaigning for daddy.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

52. ALONE?

Not ALONE! They are ONLY 22!!! HOw in the name of all that is good and holy, can they travel ALONE???

And how devoid of personality can that possibly be? Yawn, I'm going to take a nap now.

[against all enemies]

56. They solicit votes from men after last call.

[Cocoa]

57. their blog is amazing

:-)