WHAT IS GEORGE BUSH DOING RIGHT NOW?

[Scorpious_Maximus]

Reaching for the XANAX!!!




"WAAAAAAAAAA BUT DADDY!!!!! YOU SAID!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!"

[Lefta Dissenter]

1. rinsing his underwear (eom)

[never_get_over_it]

37. ROFLMAO

I think he probably makes the little woman do that!

[Tellurian]

59. Bush just went on a three day drunk..

watch for facial lacerations..

and new dents in his trike..

[SemiCharmedQuark]

2. Figuring out a way to make this campaign as dirty as possible

"Hey Rove! Didya hear that?!? They ain't gonna even fight back!"

[lil-petunia]

3. pissing his bed, crying for mama

and wondering how the hell things came to this?

Actually, I'll bet his medical and psych handlers ( I believe the CHB story) would not let him watch TV tonight.

[name not needed]

4. SHITTING IN HIS DEPENDS

He KNOWS he is finished! He KNOWS he can't win!

[greenbriar]

I nominate this as the best answer

yes!

[candy]

5. Sleeping?

[Stephan_Ketz]

8. lmfao

eom

[Kelvin Mace]

6. He's asleep

Bedtime is 10:00 PM, sharp.

[Ithuilwen]

11. LOL! nt

[Rose Siding]

13. Yep

Even when the Towers were burning, he turned in on time. A speech he couldn't understand wouldn't keep him up.

[soothsayer]

14. yep

lazy bastard

[LiberalFighter]

21. I thought it was 9PM

[Feanorcurufinwe]

33. Asleep. Someone will brief him in the morning.

[LiberalManiacfromOC]

71. I'd like to see that briefing....

(said by Cheney of course) "um, sir, we're fucked."

[goclark]

65. By 10 he is so drunk

he has to be "put" to bed. He does not "go" to bed.

It is a sloppy drunk lie that he needs to go to bed so early.

He is in such a hurry to leave the office/or his tricycle- the bottle is calling.

[kwolf68]

7. I know

Sending his application to the Heritage Foundation.

[Media_Lies_Daily]

9. Out back riding his trike and cussing Rove like a drunken sailor.

[LiberalFighter]

27. We wouldn't be that lucky...

but then again riding at night shouldn't stop him from riding off of a ravine. He is god you know.

[Rosco T.]

10. fetal position, crying, shaking... trying to figure out how to ....

.. cancel the election.

[bossfish]

12. Same thing I'm doing...

Having another bourbon and diet coke

(I'm watching the ballgame, too)

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

46. That's my husband's favorite

drink right now!

[nini]

15. riding his trike to his mama's house

:evilgrin:

[Jose Diablo]

16. Probably sleeping

Cheney, Rove and Rumsfield though, probably planning on someplace they can travel to to escape extradition.

[LiberalFighter]

29. Would that be Iraq?

[Jose Diablo]

67. They can run, but they can't hide. LOL n/t

[mom cat]

17. Let them eat Xanax!

[Literate Tar Heel]

18. getting in a quick game of Crash Bandicoot

before his Uncle Dick comes to tuck him in

... seriously though, after tonight he is sooo cheneyed ...

[scarletwoman]

19. On the phone with Jeb...

"You'd better DO something about this!"

[BiggJawn]

20. Curled up in Condi's bosom, crying his eyes out...n/t

[callous taoboy]

22. picking his nose

[GreenPartyVoter]

23. He passed out from the Jack Daniels hours ago

--------------------------------------------------------
An open letter to John Kerry, John Edwards, and the DNC:
http://www.geocities.com/greenpartyvoter/OpenLetter.htm

[graywarrior]

30. Sitting in Cheney's lap while he explains this:

I want to address these next words directly to President George W. Bush: In the weeks ahead, let's be optimists, not just opponents. Let's build unity in the American family, not angry division. Let's honor this nation's diversity; let's respect one another; and let's never misuse for political purposes the most precious document in American history, the Constitution of the United States.

[napi21]

24. Crying to Karl.

I'm sure he's not sleeping as in "he always goes to bed early". I would bet he called Karl and said "You will handle this!"

[givemebackmycountry]

25. Right Now?

He's doing Ann Coulters Strap-On.
No lube.
Nipple clamps.
Thigh High Stockings.
Blindfold.
Enema Bag.
Ball Gag.

He's having lots of fun.

He may even have a beer and some pretzels.

Asshole.

[NRaleighLiberal]

26. Reaching for his favorite book, The Pet Goat....

it sooths him so. He needs the 7 minutes to ponder his imminent demise....

[insidious]

28. He's outside digging for bugs

[Kadie]

34. LOL

Your answer totally cracked me up. Welcome to DU :hi:

[insidious]

47. thanks

[Media_Lies_Daily]

40. Why do I get this mental picture of Gollum?

[insidious]

45. For starters they have similar speech impediments....

and are both smelly, slimy, bottom feeders. LOL.

[Athame]

58. and clearing brush

:silly:

[texas1928]

31. Thinking up the next terrorist attack

To turn everybodies heads.

[Longhorn]

32. Packing his bags, I hope!

[bacchant]

35. Beating off

[Booster]

36. Breathing a sigh of relief.

He's such a quitter, so I'm betting he'd like out of this job that he f..cked up so much; Hell, he has no clue what to do next.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

54. Well, he has a personal net worth of $13 million...

...and that's only what's reported (according to a recent Fortune article).

He's never had to "work" a day in his life...he was always given a company to run (or "run into the ground").

Aunt Karen (Hughes) could always ghost-write another book for him...

But you're right...and it's not said that often...things are such a frigging mess right now that he probably would just like to stop the bus, get off, and spend the rest of his days getting high and watching TV.

[never_get_over_it]

57. But that's just it

he didn't fuck up - this is exactly what they wanted to do - go to Iraq make all their buddies tons of cash and live happily ever after - his fucking up will only be if he doesn't get elected - because that will cut off a four year supply of more funds for him and his rich puke friends - but that won't be so bad since they had this first four years....

Now for us he fucked up - but for him this has been just perfect.

[KoKo]

38. Popping his anti-psychotic pills with shots of bourbon. n/t

[Scorpious_Maximus]

39. OVERDOSE IMMINENT!!

[Change has come]

49. Getting a friendly reach around from Stepford Lady

As she shrieks "Ahm drivin ToNaght! :puke:

[MisterP]

41. % holding his toes

% trying to figure out what Kerry's saying and how he'll top it
% drinking
% asleep
% riding chimp tricycle around in circles
% sucking on glasses (drink glasses or optical glasses)
% looking through wrong end of telescope
% playing in sandbox
% rummaging in toychest

[liberalpragmatist]

42. He's on CSPAN2, doing his '00 acceptance speech

He can't even stand on the same stage as Kerry. My god. He's ten times worse than he is now. He literally looks exactly like Will Ferrell did.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

43. Honest to God

I doubt very very seriously that he was allowed to watch ANY of the Dem convention.

He is asleep. It is 11:08 pm in Texas. Faaast asleep. Dreaming of wild turkeys. Get it? Wild turkeys? Hee hee.

[SayitAintSo]

50. No ... I think he does watch this stuff ... I hear he is

OBSESSED with the politics. ( kinda shows...)

[walldude]

44. He's on the phone

with his buddies at Diebold ;)

[Scorpious_Maximus]

48. SAYING: "I GAVE UP COCAINE FOR THIS SHIT??"

[gardenista]

51. ROFL! But thank god I still have the Ambien and the Xanax!

And, yeah, well a little Black Jack on a Saterdee nite!

[Scorpious_Maximus]

64. This is too funny.

<snip>

Bush’s erratic behavior and sharp mood swings led White House physician Col. Richard J. Tubb to put the President on powerful anti-depressant drugs after he stormed off stage rather than answer reporters' questions about his relationship with indicted Enron executive Kenneth J. Lay, but White House insiders say the strong, prescription medications seem to increase Bush’s sullen behavior towards those around him.

“This is a President known for his ability to charm people one-on-one,” says a staff member to House Speaker Dennis J. Hastert. “Not any more.”

White House aides say Bush has retreated into a tightly-controlled environment where only top political advisors like Karl Rove and Karen Hughes are allowed. Even White House chief of staff Andrew Card complains he has less and less access to the President.

Among cabinet members, only Attorney General John Ashcroft, a fundamentalist who shares many of Bush’s strict religious convictions, remains part of the inner circle. White House aides call Bush and Ashcroft the “Blue Brothers” because, like the mythical movie characters, “both believe they are on a mission from God.”


http://www.capitolhillblue.com/artman/publish/article_4930.shtml



This needs to be mass emailed! :bounce:

[Lydia Leftcoast]

52. Planning to campaign in

Springfield, MO, and Grand Rapids, MI, two Republican strongholds, according to CSPAN. He has to believe that someone likes him.

[dweller]

53. Right now

frogs in Texas are holding their tongues.

not a peep.
dp

[DemBones DemBones]

66. Good one!!!

Here in Georgia the other night, the barking tree frogs were saying "BARACK! BARACK"

[mike1963]

55. Having "just one more" nightcap...

:evilgrin:

[Swede]

56. One whiskey,one scotch, and one beer.

[Vanje]

60. I had a strong vision of little W....

...being helped from his chair by obsequious aides and advisors, as little fountains of liquid yellow vomit spurted from his mouth along with soggy white and yellow pills and slurred obsenities.
A drink was spilled on the floor. It was an expensive singlemalt mixed with seven-up.

[Brewman_Jax]

61. Playing internet video games

My brother thinks he's the one with gamename "Bushboy", but he can't swear to it.

He's not watching television, that requires the abilities to read and think, both of which he says that he does neither.

[Beloved Citizen]

62. Sleeping

When he wakes up in the morning Karl will hand him his meds and tell him everything is just fine.

The last thing his handlers want to do is get him all agitated. It takes hours to calm him down again.

[qanda]

63. He's having his milk and cookies and is

being tucked in while Laura reads his favorite story, My Pet Goat.

[Ravy]

68. Looking for a pretzel to choke himself with. (n/t)

[JSJ]

69. killing and torturing n/t

[gauguin57]

70. As Michael Moore said of Sept. 10 in F-9/11 ...

... "he went to sleep in a bed made with fine, French linen."

Wake up, Georgie ... this time, the towers won't be burning, but your career will be in flames.