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Fri Jul-30-04 10:54 AM
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| Hi du'ers, It's me again, the 8 year old kid |
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Last week was my birthday and my Mom invited a bunch of kids from school and the neighborhood. She also made a cake and actually bought gifts for the other kids.
I hated this birthday and here's why:
Why should the other kids get presents. It was my birthday. I went to another kids birthday party last month and he didn't give me any presents. I was so mad when he opened his presents because I have wanted those toys forever. I made my Mom buy those same toys for me.
Another thing I didn't like was my Mom invited some kids I hate. Timmy is in a wheelchair. It's not my fault Timmy's crippled. And she invited Carlos, who barely speaks English, and came dressed in a suit and tie.
But the worst thing was the cake was too small to feed everyone. So I didn't get any! The next birthday party I go to I'm going to steal as much cake as I can.
I wish I was old enough to vote because I think the republicans are alot like me.
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| Gryffindor_Bookworm
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Fri Jul-30-04 10:55 AM
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| snowFLAKE
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Fri Jul-30-04 10:55 AM
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| 2. Were you also the 8-year old kid last time? |
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Wouldn't that make you the 9-year old kid Now?
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| salinen
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Fri Jul-30-04 10:58 AM
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| 3. I didn't do well in Math |
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Fri Jul-30-04 11:13 AM
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| 10. Next time get your mommy |
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to give out Ritalin to the other kids as presents.:beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :nuke:
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Fri Jul-30-04 11:00 AM
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| 4. hey 8 yr old, wouldnt get any cake or presents or party |
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on your 9th bday in my house.
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| salinen
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Fri Jul-30-04 11:03 AM
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redistricts you, you're mean.
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Fri Jul-30-04 11:02 AM
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| 5. Very funny, salinen. One word: Tim-MEH! |
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Fri Jul-30-04 11:05 AM
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Why should he eat my birthday cake? The state already gives him my money.
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Fri Jul-30-04 11:29 AM
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| 11. That kid is a welfare cheat! He's an independantly wealthy rock star! |
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Fri Jul-30-04 11:06 AM
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| 9. thats who I thought of |
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I know this is kind of silly but me and a friend asked a friend's sister, this girl comes from a strong but very conservative Catholic family so we told them about our friend "Timmy" whos handicapped and cant confess his sins, apparently hes not going to hell according to her heh.
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Fri Jul-30-04 11:04 AM
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I know these things are upsetting, but you are the President, get over it.
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