Caption the Chimp (photo)

[Sparkly]

"See? I didn't write nuthin' on my hand to help me with my speech this time."

[Literate Tar Heel]

1. "Read My Hand!! Four More Years!!!" ... n/t

[MsFlorida]

3. Unkie dick please tell me I'm not really losing

n/t

[russian33]

2. 'Praise Lord Jesus! Can I get an Amen!'

[Hobarticus]

4. "Anti-depressants melt in your mouth, not in your hand!"

[rkc3]

5. Look ma, no brains, I mean hands.

[kentuck]

6. Good God Laura ! Don't bite me !

Ouch !

[BayouBengal07]

7. "5 more years!

We'll postpone the election for a year!"

[BurtWorm]

8. "Ooo ooo ahh ahh AHHH AHHH AHHH!"

[Semi_subversive]

9. See! No hairy palms!

[blackcat77]

10. Heeeee-uhl!

"Out, demon of liberalism, praise Jeebus!"

[truthspeaker]

11. I'll take the easy one:

"Sieg Heil!"

[democrat_patriot]

12. Hi Dickey! Can we play later??

[Surf Cowboy]

13. Raise your hand...

If you're sure you don't know what the hell you're doing...

[johnfunk]

14. "Who cares what you think? Talk to the paw... er, hand!"

[elehhhhna]

15. "Reporting for ...oops! ABOOOUT FACE! Retreat! Retreat! Serpentine!

[elehhhhna]

16. HO HO hey hey! How many lies have I told TODAY?

[Raven]

17. May I be excused? Please?

:hi: Yes, certainly, you may go.