Republicans rally to President's call to "Leave no balloon behind"

[soupkitchen]

Warning the American people that "any real clown knows you can't run a circus without balloons" President George Bush today lambasted the Democratic party for not releasing all the balloons on time.
"My party, the Republican party, being the party of proven air heads, is the expert party on balloons. Hot air balloons, test balloons, lead balloons. You name the balloon and I'll name the Republican that has made a career out of championing that balloon.
And, I swear to you now, that if you are kind enough to elect Laura First Lady for four more years, that there will be enough air heads in my Administration to insure a plethora of balloons at the little Circus we run at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. Air heads who will not waste their time with education, health insurance, or environmental protection, but will instead devote their efforts to making sure that no balloon, red, white, or blue, or even Chinese, is left behind."

[cheezus]

1. unless it's a condom. Those are right out.

[AspenRose]

2. Are you sure it's not "leave no buffoons behind?"

[JohnnyRingo]

4. Now THAT"S funny

I like that icon, too.

[KittyWampus]

3. Did You Write This? Very Clever!

:)

[kentuck]

5. Good post !

Limbaugh was just lampooning the balloon drop. Let's hope the real clowns will do much better in their balloon drop. If they could do just one thing right before they have to leave the White House in January?