So, what do you think Chimp will do after he loses?

[Arugula Latte]

I imagine him falling into an angry, drunken stupor for about, oh, 20 or 30 years. He'll basically stay on his ranch and perhaps swing a golf club every now and again.

Unlike any other ex-president in modern history, I can't imagine him doing anything remotely "productive" when we kick his ass back to Crawford.

[NNadir]

1. I'm hoping that he'll be meeting with his defense lawyers.

[bo44]

2. Hide his ass on the golf course in between gigs polishing trailer hitches

for Greedy Old Prikkks.

[elehhhhna]

He'll spend some time on trial at the Hague,

Then open his Presidential Library there, since the documents will already be organized.

[bo44]

29. That would be keen

[Fenris]

3. Go back to Crawford and excel at what he's best at

Clearing brush, riding his bike, owning a baseball team, and eventually dying of pretzel-related causes.

[Arugula Latte]

23. "pretzel-related causes" -- love it!

Such as: He gets drunk, gets on his bike, chokes on a pretzel, falls off, hits his head on an armadillo, and goes into a prolonged coma before finally expiring.

[Tight_rope]

48. ROTFLMBAO...I love it!

[HFishbine]

4. Has any one-term president

ever tried to run again four years later? Were any successful?

[Bok_Tukalo]

8. Grover Cleveland?

<eom>

[Worst Username Ever]

17. Correct.

Grover Cleveland was the only 2-term prez to do so non-consecutively.

[coloradodem2005]

15. Grover Cleveland.

Won in 1884, lost the electoral vote in 1888 and won another term in 1892.

[HFishbine]

24. Thanks! Think Bush would try?

He's egomaniacal enough.

[coloradodem2005]

37. I don't think he would get very far in the primaries.

He would be too disreputed.

[Dem2theMax]

16. Bite your tongue!

Don't give him any ideas! LOL.

[DieboldMustDie]

54. Teddy Roosevelt ran on the Bull Moose ticket in 1912...

but wasn't elected. He also served almost 2 full terms, after succeeding McKinley in the fall of 1901. :shrug:

[coloradodem2005]

5. Do you think that January 20 2005 will be the end of the Bushes?

I think he will be on his ranch doing nothing and keeping a low profile because he will be the most hated politician in U.S. history.

[Tight_rope]

49. We need to use the WMD to get rid of them!

That is...if we every find them...But even if we don't which I'm sure we won't...The US has some we can spare that will do the job just fine!

[Bok_Tukalo]

6. Breathe a sigh of relief

<eom>

[monarch]

7. No way he's going back to the pig farm

His "ranch" is totally phony and once it isn't needed for a backdrop, it's history.

[gratuitous]

9. Hammering out license plates, I hope

Or making little ones out of big ones on the rock pile.

[lpbk2713]

10. He'll go back to sucking his thumb.

And wetting his pants.

[phantom power]

11. remember Christopher Walken as Gabriel

at the end of "The Prophecy"? I picture a scene like that. Bush, sitting in a gutter with a bottle of cheap wine, mumbling: "I was President once! I was the most powerful man on earth!"

[LiberalTechie1337]

45. I love that image

I think it is great :D

[Dem2theMax]

12. Throw the biggest temper tantrum of his sorry life.

After that, I'm gonna be hoping for NNadir's idea of the outcome -

'hoping that he'll be meeting with his defense lawyers.'

[madrchsod]

13. making calls to see how much money

people are willing to pay for a pardon...

[Worst Username Ever]

14. He'll write a hate-book

(with a ghost writer, of course) and wine about the world ganging up on him.

[noise626]

18. Finally get around to finishing My Pet Goat? -nt

[HFishbine]

25. Oh no you didn't!

Slam!

[LibDemAlways]

19. I hope Pickles steers clear

because I get "mean drunk" vibes from him, and Jack Daniels and Jim Beam are going to be the friends he turns to for comfort.

[punpirate]

20. At first, Carlyle will...

... take him on, believing that it's good for business. Then, after they discover just how useless he is, they'll let him go. There will be the occasional news story about him teaching Sunday school at the neighborhood church and he will eventually drift into obscurity. Thirty years from now, the local police will find him walking around in front of the "ranch" in just his pajama tops and take him back inside, and when it hits the news, people will be asking, "Bush who?"

Truthfully, I just want him out of government, forever. He doesn't belong anywhere near a government, any government.

[Pale_Rider]

21. Oh hanging out at the ICC at The Hague ...

... feigning insanity and swapping spit with Milosevic.

[fdr_hst_fan]

22. What Crawford? He won't stay there-

That phony ranch will be up for sale the day after he loses! That whole deal was a put-up job to begin with!

:wtf: :evilgrin:

[Booster]

27. He'll probably do something really ugly to Barney.

[indie_voter]

55. My thoughts exactly

He'll go back to his normal elitist roots.

[Yogi]

26. Time

I hope he's doin time!

[Sparkly]

28. It'll take four years for somebody to explain it to him.

"But why can't I be president again?"

[crimson333]

30. He will become the comish. of Major League Baseball

[gonefishing]

39. If they would of offered that job first..

we wouldn't be in this fine mess.

[redstateblues]

42. Heaven Forbid!!!

[La Resistance]

31. He'll start working on his presidential library

Nothing but Archie Comics and Chuck Norris Films

[MisterP]

51. it will be a very small one

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

32. Run another company into the ground, screw investors, take the $ and run

fall off his bike, screw his pooch, have Victor blow him on the sly.

[Arugula Latte]

36. Who's Victor?

:shrug:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

38. Victor Ashe..his boy toy in Tennessee

[seabeyond]

33. i dont care what he does.

not in the least. just go away

[Tight_rope]

50. You should care...he may come back...they may come back...like roaches!

Spraying them, and exterminating doesn't always do the trick...You have to boom them!

[iconoclastic cat]

34. I'm really worried for Laura and his dad!

They should be sure to have him restrained at all times.

[LiberalPersona]

35. Nothing will change mostly

He'll continue spending 40% of his time on vacation, and the other 60% I hopefully won't have to hear about ever again in my lifetime.

[BonjourUSA]

40. Nothing !!! He did enough bullshits like that

But, think before to fire him.

So we say in France : "Ne vendez pas la peau de l'ours avant de l'avoir tué", don't sell the skin of the bear before to kill it

[baldguy]

41. Either commit suicide or get really really drunk - and stay that way

[Booster]

43. He would NEVER commit suicide - that takes courage,

misguided courage, but courage nonetheless. I think he will be relieved and spend the rest of his life saying "none of it was my fault".

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

44. fingerpaint his Presidential memoirs (eom)

[Disturbed]

46. Go to Harlem

and read stories to the kids.

[Tight_rope]

47. He can be Cheney's Bitch in prison where they both belong!

And let's not forget the rest of the gang. Rummy, Rove, Asscroft, Pearle, Rice, Powell, Jeb Bush and the bitch that help steal the election in Florida, Bush Sr., Uncle Prescot, and the rest of the Bush brothers. Hell throw Laura in there so she wont' get lonely without her man. And let's not forget the criminal twins. Ohhhhhh!Ohhhh! Ohhhhhh! I can't forget lying, thieving, Tom DeLay!

[jerryvov]

52. What will he do...?

The irony, of course, would be that he begins the downhill slide into Alzheimers, a la, Reagan, and finally realizes that his politicizing the stem cell research issue is the reason there's no help available for him...hello, Dubya, dementia has come calling...

[Fuzz]

53. Join the military and hunt down Bin Laden, dead or alive.

hehe

[Arugula Latte]

58. Yes, just like OJ is searching for the "real killers."

He should them any day now ... aaaaaany daaaaay ...

[jmowreader]

56. He'll lie on a gurney screaming "WMDs! Saddam! Osama!"

As the three hand-selected loyal Americans, Republican veterans all, press buttons to start the flow of lethal injection drugs into his corrupt veins, Bush will continue to insist that God told him to kill all of those people.

Or would they put him in front of a firing squad--or hang him, like they did with the Nuremberg convicts?

Y'know, you really shouldn't run afoul of the War Crimes Act. It has capital-punishment provisions.

[emc]

57. go back to midland

Go back to Midland and drill dry holes---he never understood your supposed to be drilling for oil----

[americanwomanone]

59. Hopefully take up skydiving. n/t

[RFKHumphreyObama]

60. Karen Hughes and Karl Rove will write his memoirs for him

Which will contain every cliched quote that his campaign biography did and proudly boast about how he "liberated the tons of Iraqi oil". Laura Bush and Dr Laura will combine to write "Living In Stepford: How To Please Your Husbands While Remaining Docile And Engaging In Self-Righteous Moralizing On Issues You Know Nothing About"