Give me your best description of George W. Bush. Here is mine.

[Elwood P Dowd]

Forest Gump without the athletic ability

Barney Fife with too many bullets

Robert Shelton temporarily out of sheets

George Wallace with laryngitis

John Wilkes Booth with two healthy legs

Herbert Hoover with a favorable press corps

Benito Mussolini with a REAL ARMY

That about sums him up, unless you guys have some more to add.

Harvey

:-)

[AwakeAtLast]

1. Hitler without the ugly mustache?

I gave it a try.

[Dem2theMax]

2. My best description of George W. Bush

EX-president. :evilgrin:


Hey, how could I resist? :)

[Spiffarino]

3. Wimp-Bully who uses patronage...

...to get bigger kids to beat up smaller kids and steal their lunch money.

[PurityOfEssence]

4. Idi Amin without the fashion sense

Dan Quayle without the smarts

Ferdinand Marcos without the restraint

Marge Schott without the broadmindedness

Leona Helmsly without the morality

Jim Bakker without the sincerity

[punpirate]

5. Calvin Coolidge...

... without Coolidge's charm (Coolidge had none).

King Ludwig without the castle....

Hitler without the jodhpurs and cavalry boots and moustache....

Ashcroft without the Crisco.

Father Coughlin without the collar.

[Zorra]

6. Forgive me. I just had to to it.

My description:

[Elwood P Dowd]

7. What about?

Major Hockstetter goes to Washington.

We need some movie titles to make this complete.

[readmylips]

8. Drunk with Power....

or just a stupid jesus drunk.

[carpetbagger]

9. Dan Quayle without ridicule.

That's what poppy saw in Mr. Potatoe Head.

[flewellyn]

10. How about...

"The candidate for whom Cthulhu comprises the lesser evil."

[enigmatic]

11. Smirky McChimp! n/m

[izzie]

12. A man in over his head and pay grade.

As always his father's friends are carrying the ball for him. They hide him as President but bring him out to get money and for all these right wing nuts. The big money guys just take the money they can get and keep away from him.His ego is what we really have to worry about. Then we really get into trouble, and wars, and the public lands gone and all that. As his old teacher at college said. Bush thinks if you are poor you are lazy.

[LibDemAlways]

13. A complete and total waste of DNA

eom.

[slutticus]

14. Not a description, but a comparison...

[Sugarbleus]

15. Nero without the fiddle............. eom

[NightTrain]

16. Darth Vader without the compassion.

Hey, gimme a break! It's 5:00 in the morning and I haven't gone to bed yet.

[Spider Jerusalem]

17. Ever see "Dr. Strangelove"?

Picture Slim Pickens riding down the bomb at the end. That's George.

[no_hypocrisy]

18. Another Peter Sellers movie: Chance, the gardener in "Being There".

Vacant, unreactive, incurious, in a world of his own.

[snippy]

23. Here's George in a Dr. Strangelove moment of penis diplomacy.

http://legends.sanonofre.com/?image=bush-dick

[bklyncowgirl]

19. Caligula without the horse

[baldguy]

20. A brain-dead drug addict

Who could be out thought by a monkey with his head caught in a paper bag.

[LiberalPersona]

21. Hmm

These two come to mind quite quickly:

The outcast muppet

Twisted Puppet Theatre

[underseasurveyor]

22. Hum? Well in order to do that

That means I'll have to look before I flush :hurts: