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Sat Jul-31-04 03:36 PM
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| Breaking: Candy Crowley still mad about DNC balloon drop (satire) |
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Edited on Sat Jul-31-04 03:41 PM by RummyTheDummy
"I was told they would be filled with chocolate," Crowley said angrily. "But there was no chocolate. They were only filled with air."
Crowley stared at the convention floor, her knuckles clenched making them appear almost white.
"John Kerry and the democrats have fooled America once again."
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| salin
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Sat Jul-31-04 03:37 PM
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oh wouldn't that be an amazing moment of air time...
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| Trajan
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Sat Jul-31-04 03:37 PM
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| 2. The fat jokes are kinda lame ... |
| qanda
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Sat Jul-31-04 03:38 PM
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| 3. I usually don't laugh at stuff like this |
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But really-- that was funny!
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| nostamj
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Sat Jul-31-04 03:42 PM
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| 4. she should be pelted with M&Ms (stale, of course) |
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Edited on Sat Jul-31-04 03:43 PM by nostamj
or, multi-colored rabbit turds... wherever she goes.
she is a evil evil woman who HATES being stuck coverage Kerry.
she just SEETHES with loathing and her 'reports' are filled with snide asides and dismissive editorializing.
she is to 'reporting' what spam is to steak
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| Snellius
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Sat Jul-31-04 04:08 PM
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| 5. "Too-Much" Candy Crowley |
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All the mascara and rouge in the world can't hide those plumb, pink jowls or her bitter, peevish heart.
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| GOPS Worst Fear
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Sat Jul-31-04 04:20 PM
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That since John Candy died Candy Crowley has showed up? Could it be? Candy is John Candy in Drag? Did he switch sexes?
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