Chicago Sun-Times headline on Bush spin: "Bush rips Kerry for..."

[Plaid Adder]

...his "lack of signature achievements."

Oh my God, hold my sides before I split 'em laughing.

First of all, as a soundbite, that's a total dog. "That evil Kerry and his lack of signature achievements! I hate him!" No, not gonna fly with John Q. Sixpack.

Second...hey, George, could you point me to a few or YOUR "signature achievements" before taking office?

Splort,

The Plaid Adder

[Bluebear]

1. He could finish the beer bong faster than anyone back in the 80's

[Birthmark]

3. Bullshit! That was me.

:)

[Dudley_DUright]

8. Don't forget branding pledges asses in the DKE fraternity at Yale

http://www.ucsc.edu/currents/99-00/10-04/archer.html

[Jim Sagle]

2. Maybe w forged a couple checks back in college.

[Birthmark]

4. Yikes! That was me, too!

[Jim Sagle]

9. Yeah, but you're not the Resident.

[Birthmark]

11. Well, not in this time continuum.

But I assure you it's quite the scandal in 52-dimensional hyper-time. Quite embarrassing! Hope they don't find out about my Weeble fetish.

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

5. I think this is exactly what Kerry should use as a response.

You know, if Bush goes so negative with his attacks, and Kerry remains a gentleman, who is looking more Presidential?

[girl gone mad]

6. Yep.

It doesn't play well coming from the lips of a man whose "misspent youth" lasted well into his 40s.

[aldian159]

7. The Sun-Times is so bad

I look forward to my "Let's endorse George Ryan!" Tribune every morning.

[havocmom]

10. that projection problem of Dimson's rears its ugly head yet again.

Jeeze Louise, you would think a family with that kinda money could afford some counseling for all the psychological pathologies they have.