The Republican theme song:

[jeff30997]

We screw the world, we screw the children,
We are the ones who make a lot of bucks
So let’s start giving...

Please add your lyrics here and be creatives:

[XanaDUer]

1. ok.

"We are conservs...
we love the fetus!"

[amber dog democrat]

2. and we are all for " ownership" and re spon sa bil a tee

so long as you keep your distance
n' there's a big tax cut for meeee....

[jeff30997]

3. Wow ! That,s lame ! You can do better than that !

[amber dog democrat]

4. how about

i'd like to teach the world to live in abject poverty.
i'd like to load them down with chains
n' make them work for me.

Its the REAL thing... (bush IS )
its the Real GOP
With the PNAC... its the real thing.

[Lefty48197]

6. Now THAT'S funny!

I second that emotion.

[BrewerJohn]

5. I like John Wesley Harding's version

We own the world,
We are rich bastards,
We are the ones who drive flash cars
And pay no taxes...

[DemWitch]

7. Not so much a theme song, but a truthful tale

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a dreadful call
That started down in Florida and effected one and all

No recounts charged the GOP, the word was sent afar
The Justices annointed Bush, and damn there we are

His first term was pretty rough, had lots of stuff to do
Vacations and golfing games, poor people to screw

Nine one one the towers fell, Bush was praised and hailed
He was on a real good roll, but soon his policies failed

Iraq bacame a big ol' mess, the jobs they dissapeared
Economy went down the tubes, what was next people feared

But a great light then arose out of Mass and DC,
Hope it came like the sun, his name was John Kerry

Have hope and faith he said, I know what to do
First we vote the idiot out, and get rid of Cheney too

And so it came to pass, November two thousand four
Kerry won Edwards won, and Bush was shown the door, yes Bush was shown the door.

[Behind the Aegis]

8. sung to "Camptown Races"

The right-wing fundies sing this song,
bad gays, bad gays
Same-sex marriage is just plain wrong
Oh, them evil gays

Gays will try to fight
Gays will try to sway
We will strip their rights, perverts all
So the preachers say

That damn John Kerry and his mate,
Flip-flop, flip-flop
Number one and number four they liberally rate,
So the GOP do say

They will try to fight
They will try to sway
Huggy, chummy, and friendly guys
Doncha know they're gay

Went to Iraq to kick their ass,
Bombed ya, Bombed ya
Took their oil and created a ruling class
They wanted that anyway

They will try to fight
They will try to sway
We will establish a puppet regime
The GOP is the new USA!

That is what I think they sing to themselves!!! heehee!