Give me your best poster ideas for the NYC march/rally

[malachibk]

Want the smartest, most clever, most scathing one possible!

[KurtNYC]

1. This wont fit on a smaller sign but

[KurtNYC]

2. Liked this also - NYC appropriate

[nyhuskyfan]

3. Do you have a friend to go with you?

Because I had an idea of two signs side by side -- the first one asks...

"What's Wrong With Bush?"

And the second one says...

"I Need A Much Bigger Sign"

The beauty of it is that if the two parties get separated, their signs won't arouse suspicion from the FBI.

Or you could steal a line from Dave Barry Slept Here (extremely funny book) and write:

Highlights of the Bush Administration
1. The Earth Hasn't Crashed Into the Sun
2. ?

[dryan]

5. Sign idea....

America needs to go on a "No CARB diet:
No C(heney)
No A(shcroft)
No R(umsfield)
No B(ush!)

Life father like son
One term and your done!

[CBHagman]

11. That's "one term and you're done"

n/t

[realFedUp]

4. I still like Bush Lied, Children Died

gets to the heart of the matter.

[malachibk]

6. Thanks so far -- how about:

"W: Don't add insult to injury. Get out of our city."


Good one or Bad one?

[Robbien]

7. how about

Cheney is a Coward
Cheney wants your kids to Fight & Die instead.

[Lone_Wolf]

40. Cheney is a coward...

Cheney is a Coward
Call him Pussy Cheney
Instead of Dick Cheney

[Stephanie]

8. They Always Return to the Scene of the Crime

And on the back:

SHAME!

[BurtWorm]

9. Accomplish the Mission: Redefeat Bush!

or

Turn the Corner: Redefeat Bush!

[BurtWorm]

15. George: Go back down the rabbit hole! Hey, Dick: Go Cheney Yourself!

:hi:

[CaptainClark23]

10. simple one:

Geroge, you have some nerve even showing your face here.

NYC Remembers

[Vickers]

12. "So...you gonna blame all these protestors on Clinton?"

:P

[southernleftylady]

37. LOL thats a great one! lol nt

[NuttyFluffers]

13. i'm more in the lines of performance art, but...

um... let's see if i can think of one...


"Support Our Troops
or
Support Bush
You Cannot Do Both"

then hand out pamphlets about recent bills, acts, and admin decisions that harm our troops and vets.

i still like "vote or die!" but i'd change it to something more palatable.

"Don't let your apathy kill
the people you love. Vote."

other ideas....

"Mommy, will the security
alert ever be green?
Not with Bush, my child"

"STOP
Gutting
Our
Planet"

"No Armageddon
in my name!"

"Stop the Crusades!"

"Mommy, why do the president's
men keep scaring us?
Because they are terrorists." (this is a hard one to pull off)

"Save America
Evict the Zealots"

hmm, this is easier than i thought... maybe i'll make more later.

EDIT

"Fight the Traitors
to the Constitution.
Defeat Republicans"

"Be Pro-Life.
Stop GOP Wars" (for pro-life democrats. there's some i'm sure)

"Patriotism defends
not destroys:

[Robbien]

14. "Support Our Troops OR Support Bush. You Cannot do Both"

I likeee very much.

:thumbsup:

[ChocolateSaltyBalls]

16. I've often toyed with the idea of making a big...........

paper mache pretzel.

No words, just a four foot by four foot pretzel up on a stake.

[malachibk]

19. I don't get it.

But I do like the chef ref (CSB)!

[ChocolateSaltyBalls]

21. It's more or less a reference to his choking incident............

Kind of like saying, "here George, have a pretzel".

On edit: Who's Chef? :evilgrin:

[malachibk]

22. My bad, forgot about that...

But I must say my paper mache (sp?) skills are pretty weak. It would probably end up looking like a turd.

Hmm. He IS a piece of shit...

[smirkymonkey]

32. How about a bicycle with a twisted pretzel for wheels?

I still can't believe that stupid ass pretzel story - how pathetic!

[CBHagman]

17. A little long, but devastating.

"All in all, it's been a fabulous year for Laura and me."

-- George W. Bush, December 2001

[AlCzervik]

18. Vote Bush out before he kills us all

[coalition_unwilling]

20. "Backward Christian Soldiers"

No graphics I can think of

[TrogL]

23. Bush Lied

[genius]

24. Here's one

Bush lied
Soldiers Died
Rove laughs.

[proud patriot]

25. "Support the Constitution, Troops , Veterans,Police,Teachers

Firefighters, EMT's VOTE BUSH OUT "

[Mountainman]

26. Like father like son

[BurtWorm]

27. Hey, AWOL: Take a Swift Boat Back to Crawford!

[malachibk]

28. I like it!

n/t

[AgadorSparticus]

29. impeach bush!

*bush LIES! (pretty straightforward))

*NYC IS Kerry Country

*compassionate conservative is an oxymoron. George is just a moron.

*bush IS a terrorist

*GO HOME RNC

*bush=shame

*W = worst president ever

*W = WACKO

*W = warmonger

*W = WEASEL

[pearl]

30. Kerry = the Skipper

Bush = Gilligan

[SidDithers]

31. Someone in another thread suggested "My Pet Goat" nt

Sid

[Lenape85]

33. Here are some....

"Don't want terrorists,
Don't vote terrorists in."

(parody of a Baskin-Robbins sign)

"John 31 Kerry
Because you can have any"

"Bush hurts the police that are keeping order right now"

"Those mommies and daddies didn't die so that Bush could kill innocent mommies and daddies overseas."

"I feel safer under John Kerry than under Bush"

"Kerry is a true patriot"

"Kerry is the leader that we need in these hard times"

"Who knows more about the art of war: a decorated Vietnam vet or a chickenhawk"

"Oh no, King Kong's on the Empire State Building, and he dangling Lady Liberty." (RIP: Fay Wray)

"Deliver Us From Evil: Defeating Terrorism, Despotism, and Conservativism" (Up yours, Hannity)

[Catshrink]

34. Don't forget this one:

or the "get a brain morans" either. (Of course, no one will get that except us.)

[ClassWarrior]

35. Check out these designs:

http://www.visualresistance.org

Malloy mentioned this site on the air. It's all kindsa posters responding to the RNC grave-dancing in NYC.

[southernleftylady]

36. LOL my favorite line... I would rather give some of my cells to stem cell

research than my son to your war

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[The Straight Story]

39. Vote Bush

This sign brought to you by the Saudis, Osama, Big oil, the KKK, <insert more here or modify to fit your needs>

Would probably catch a few eyes from the other side!

[banana republican]

41. try this

Firecrackers;
Frogs;
Nuclear Weapon;
Armageddon.

[Green Lantern]

42. How about

a simple photo of Bushwa with just a simple black swastika crossing out his face-like the red slash in a circle?