Bush had soul, once

[KurtNYC]

Ok this goes back a bit but I still like it. We should try this next week during the RNC.

The spirit of US President George W Bush has been trapped in a clay pot and tossed into a river in northern Thailand after being cursed by hundreds of farmers protesting US agriculture policy. ...“This is a traditional northern Thai ceremony aimed at keeping his spirit down on the riverbed so he could not come and exploit our natural resources

http://www.edifyingspectacle.org/gullibility/blog/archives/cheap_laughs/bushs_soul_trapped_in_a_c.php

[billybob537]

1. He must have had a soul!

how else could he sell his soul to the highest bidder, Haliburton.

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

2. Really?

Coulda fooled me.

Haven't theologians determined that lower forms of life don't have souls?

[Crunchy Frog]

3. I think his soul died

when his little sister died of leukemia. Mourning was apparently not allowed in his family, and they went golfing the day after the funeral.

Face it, it would be extremely difficult to grow up in that family and not lose your soul at a very early age.

[Malva Zebrina]

4. Poppy and the battleaxe are not capable of spawning

anything that has a soul. It is absent in their genes