Who was in first commercial that hinted bestiality? Bob Dole!

[FullCountNotRecount]

The Pepsi Brittney Spears commercial with Viagra Bob in the chair and his dog at his side: "Down Boy!" Or were you talking about your penis, Mr. Loser of Four Presidential Elections!

Sorry, bestiality. (sp)

[Cocoa]

1. that was a weird commercial

if you think about it.

[PROGRESSIVE1]

2. That's right, Bob Dole screwed animals!

Perverted Kansas Rethuglklansman Nazi Pig!

:puke:

[Gman]

3. Hey, I thought it was funny!

I also thought Bob Dole had mellowed too. But I won't take away his good sense of humor.

[Infomaniac]

4. Pfizer Riser

Obviously Dole's had too much of the product he shills for Pfizer, which has affected the blood flow to his brain. Smuck.

[newyawker99]

13. Hi Infomaniac!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[DrWeird]

5. And pedophilia.

Yup, it was a bestiality/pedophilia threesome. And sex involving Bob Dole has got to be at least as perverted as the other two, even if there's not a name for it.

[JohnKleeb]

6. no it hinted that Bob Dole had the hots for Brittany

or that dog did. For crying out loud, its Rick Santorum not Bob Dole who likes dogs.

[CarolynEC]

7. Wait, I thought Santorum was into box turtles

I swear, it's tough to keep track of the repugs and all their perversions.

I guess the simplest way is to just listen to what they're talking about on any given day-- whatever they accuse our side of, they're guilty of themselves.

[JohnKleeb]

9. Thats John Cornyn

Jeez y'all. am I the only one who studies.
Santorum- dog lover
Cornyn- box turtles lover
Dole- peanut butter protector and lusts for Brittany Spears
Cheney- scares all animals in his path

[CarolynEC]

14. Cornyn. Check...

But then, who's the one who's into wife-swapping?


;)

[JohnKleeb]

15. hmmm I hadnt heard that

I suspect Bob Barr, the licker of whip cream off of boobies.

[truebrit71]

8. Dear Bob,

Take another Viagra and shut the fuck up!

[skygazer]

10. That was sick on many levels

Old men who shill Viagra getting hot under the collar for barely legal young blondes just doesn't cut it for me.

[Butterflies]

11. Ewwwww

He could easily be her grandfather.

[stevielizard]

12. the party of Big Business and Puritanism -

Here in CO the same thing is going on with Pete Duff running for the senate-
the useful foot soldiers buy into the "morality" platform but have to live the contradiction that big business uses guns n' titties to sell products.