Michelle Malkin sounds like a 15-year-old who can't go to a party

[Kid_A]

I just watched the video of her on Hardball, and at first I thought she was extremely pretty. Then she started talking. When Matthews wouldn't let her get away with making shit up, her voice hit that high, shrill tone that teenage girls use when their parents want to know where they're going.

"God, Mom! I'm just going to Kimberly's house with some people from school! Yes, there might be some boys there! God! Brittni's mom said SHE could go! God mom, why are you trying to ruin my life? GOD!"

"Chris, some of these veterans have raised questions! God! Ann's interviewer didn't ask HER questions like this. Why are you trying to ruin my life? GOD!!"

What an annoying, shrill, horrible woman.

[montanacowboy]

1. She should be ashamed to ever show her

face on TV again - Tweety made her meltdown into a tiny little pile of whiney crap - what a LOSER!!!!!!!!! Thanks to Hardball (for once)

[BlueEyedSon]

2. LMFAO!!!

[Scairp]

3. She's an idiot and a liar

She lied through her teeth the next day on "Washingtion Journal" and Brian whatshisface didn't challenge her on it. This guy is way too trusting to be interviewing vipers like Malkin. She snowed him and he bought it all the way.

[BlueEyedSon]

5. And a self-loathing asian-american!

[candy]

7. What makes you say that she is self loathing?

And I do know about her new book,but haven't read it.

[TXDemGal]

10. She has a a new book out

from Regnery that defends the internment of Japanese Americans during WWII.

I would link to it on Amazon, but I don't want to hurt your eyes. ;)

[NewJeffCT]

14. If you look at her background

Her family was from the Philippines, who were not treated kindly by the Japanese during WW2. So, no wonder she hates the Japanese.

[justjones]

33. In Imperial Amerkkka, ain't no tellin'...

between Japanese, Phillipines, Chinese, Vietnamese...they're all the same. 'Member, most 'Merkkans can't find states on a map, let alone these countries. They'll be roundin' 'em all up, 'cludin M&M. She betta' recognize...

[candy]

15. How in the hell could ANYONE defend internment?

It boggles the mind.

[BlueEyedSon]

17. Plus, her husband is Jewish. The "internment" of the Jews was no picnic!

(in Europe during WW2)

[AspenRose]

11. Check the One People's Project Rogues' Gallery out

http://www.onepeoplesproject.com/index.php?option=content&task=view&id=172&Itemid=29

"The jokes should start coming soon enough, because as you can see from her picture, she is not exactly someone who one would think would have articles appearing in VDARE, a anti-immigration, white nationalist website. She actually has that kind of dirt on her, however. It never ceases to amaze us how many times we keep running into these idiots of color who want to pretend that they can be just as racist towards everyone as their white racist comrades, but we hope they are not stupid enough to think that we will extend any kind of respect to them."

Definitely a card-carrying member of "Chickens for Colonel Sanders."

[meow2u3]

16. ALL right-wing women are self-loathing!

:evilgrin:

[Ms. Clio]

24. the child of immigrants, she is anti-immigrant

a woman of color, she wants to be white.

She is a mediocre, no-talent hack, and her new book is a grotesque insult to history--I will be very curious to see if it's reviewed by the academic journals, and what real historians say about it.


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[Cleita]

4. I think her fifteen minutes of fame is passing.

She doesn't seem to be able to deflect rough handling by the scream show hosts.

[gratuitous]

6. And even at that

Tweety let her get away with saying that it was Al Gore who first brought up Willie Horton. No, that was Bushbot Floyd Brown and his pals doing a favor for their political masters. Googly Eyes Malkin did correct herself later and say that Gore first introduced the Willie Horton issue into the 1988 campaign, which is of course something different.

[Scairp]

9. Yeah

I was furrowing my brow and saying, "What the fuck?" when she came up with that one. I really couldn't believe he let her get away with saying such a thing. Maybe he didn't hear her, I don't know, or he was choosing to ignore her. Whichever, she got away with saying it and as far as I know, no one has yet publicly challenged her on that. She really does belong on Faux.

[mondo joe]

8. Did you see Princess on REAL TIME with Bill Maher?

Every time the audience hissed or otherwise expressed its disagreement she'd turn to face at them with a look of SHOCK that they'd dare express themselves or disagree with her.

She's a princess.

[AspenRose]

12. That's a good nickname for her, actually

because she's FAUX royalty.

[webjamn]

27. She stole Bill's line

Maher referred to Bush as the boy in the bubble when she was on his show and then Michelle refers to Kerry using the same term when she was on Hardball. Even when she attempts to ridicule Kerry she lacks originality. Insert the Republican talking points tape, wind her up and let her go.

[OneTwentyoNine]

30. LOL,sadly thats the Republican mantra anymore.....

That can't believe after buying up all of radio and TV that their could possibly be a voice ANYWHERE within earshot that would disagree.

Its not just her its all those Repuke fuckers. When they get pounded on they have this weird "agree with all we say or shut UP!" look to them.

David

[Calico Jack Rackham]

13. You Know..

If you can stomach watching her and Mann Coulter for more than 30 seconds, you'll notice that both of these dumb bimbos make exactly the same facial expressions. Both do the ditsy eye rolling and snorty sarcastic laughs, coupled with the "as a matter of fact" smug inflection in their voice when they're spewing lies.

[dryan]

18. She came off as a ditz on....

Olberman show. I was ashamed that she was a woman. She implied among other things that Kerryhad this "plan" to go to Vietnam, get himself wounded and come back and have a political career. This is totally sick and she came off looking worse than ever.

[hatrack]

19. Does anyone have the screen capture of Malking from last week?

Can't tell if it was from Bill Maher or Chris Matthews, but she looked like she was about to rotate her head and blow green puke - it ROCKED!!!

[hatrack]

20. Kick - and hoping for the screen shot of Malkin!

.

[nostamj]

26. is this the one you mean?

used it in my 'with apologies to the Beatles' thread this weekend...



MICHELLE, HELL'S BELLE
SHE CAN'T PUT TWO WORDS TOGETHER WELL
POOR MICHELLE

MICHELLE, OH WELL,
USTED ES STUPIDO, MUY MAL,
MI MAL MICHELLE

I HATE YOU, I SO LOVE TO GOAD YOU
AND SEE YOUR HEAD EXPLODE.
YOU'RE SUCH A SHRILL PANTLOAD
I AM SENDING YOU SOME BRIE TO GO WITH
YOUR FAVORITE WHINE.

SOME PEOPLE SAY YOU SNACK ON KITTENS
I READ THAT IN SOME BOOK
GIVE US YOUR OUTRAGED LOOK...
AND TAKE YOUR RACIST SHIT TO RUSH
HE WON'T BE MEAN.

(HE LOVES YOU)

I WANT YOU EXPOSED AS THE LOSER
I THINK YOU KNOW YOU ARE
HOW DID YOU GO SO FAR?
UNTIL YOU'RE THROUGH WE'LL SHOW THE TRUTHS
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND

I WILL SEND CHRIS MATTHEWS 'THANK YOUS'
FOR HIS SMACKDOWN, MAL MICHELLE

[terrya]

21. Well, the pouting kicked in after a while.

When Chris was grilling her, she had a pouty face at one point...it did seem as though "the little princess" was so darned upset that that mean old Chris Matthews was giving her a hard time.

It was a pretty sorry spectacle to watch, actually.

[tom_paine]

22. What she sounds like are all the Media Whores who have propped up

Dicttaors from Imperial Amerika to Michelle's native Phillipines.

It's a shame she's not older, for she would have made a GREAT partner for Ronnie "Lap Dog" Tutu who was the Michelle Malkin of Phillipine Media when they had the Iron Boot of Bushfriend Marcos on their necks.

[Warren DeMontague]

23. She basically writes like she's a Jr. High School Cheerleader

This is taken from her "criticism" of Ashley Judd for appearing at the April 25 Pro-Choice March:

Ashley's pretty smile helped put a softer, gentler and more glamorous spin on the morbid march for "reproductive rights."

Ashley's message to millions of young American women and girls: Opposing the partial-birth abortion ban is fun! Morning-after pills are cool! Sex without consequences rules!

One wonders what Ashley's mom, beloved country singer Naomi Judd, must have thought of her daughter traipsing around with abortion rights' militants.

Wow. What a cogent condensation of the message of 1.2 MILLION Pro-Choice Marchers: "Morning After Pills Are Cool!"... Yes, and one certainly wonders what Ashley Judd's "mom" would think, of her daughter, in her late 30s, quote, "traipsing", around with pro-choice activists.

For some reason, she decided to take on Washington Blogger Wonkette, and her treatment of the subject matter was strikingly similar:

Cutler and Cox, 31, appeared together on Fox News Channel this week, where they giggled and guffawed and rolled their eyes as they reveled in their sleazy celebrity. When Fox anchor Brigitte Quinn (who deserves a medal for her restraint) asked Cutler whether her parents knew about her raunchy sex life, she snorted: "They do now!" Cox cackled and went on to coo about Cutler's writing talent and future book publishing prospects. Cox generously mentioned she didn't want too much "credit" for Cutler's newfound notoriety. ("Credit?" Quinn mused subtly. "That's an interesting word.")

... give The Washington Post two vain, young, trash-mouthed skanks who couldn't care less about what their parents think of their sex-drenched infamy, and the newspaper can't wait to help make them full-fledged members of the media elite.

Notice a pattern developing? Malkin is obsessed with "what would your parents think" type finger-wagging... at women who are well into their adult years. She throws words around like "skanks" and sounds for all the world like she wants nothing more than to stick a big construction paper sign on their gym lockers that says "SLUT".

Only in a world where these barely sentient social conservatives are so starved for anyone with basic literacy skills to articulate their asinine point of view would this woman actually have a paying gig doing this sort of thing.

[Ms. Clio]

25. Like all these right-wing "journalists" and "pundits"

She specializes in this sort of rhetorical coding. In her new book, she calls the victims of the internment, "ethnic Japanese," not "Japanese-Americans," obviously emphasizing their "foreignness," rather than their citizenship.

[Arbustosux]

28. You should have seen her on Bill Mahrer's show

when she got bitch slapped by the other guests and Bill, she pouted and wouldn't say anything

I do agree with you about one thing...I thought she was attractive until she opened her mouth....damn Coulter wannabee

[mondo joe]

29. Pout Princess is Not Ready for the Big Leagues

She's absolutely one of those princesses - the sort who are told their shit doesn't stink and everything they do is special and good - who get a rude shock when they try to function in the real world.

[WillyT]

31. A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Laughs !!!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

:hi::evilgrin::hi:

[mondo joe]

32. I didn't know Malkin was Maori.

I didn't know Malkin was Maori.

She's much more frightening than this guy: