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Sun Aug-29-04 01:27 PM
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| Terrorists acquire backpacks!! |
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Head for the cellar Ethel!! Did I just hear Steve Emerson say on MSRNC that the two terrorists arrested the other day hadn't acquired bomb-making material, but had acquired THE BACKPACKS to carry bomb-making material??
Those dastardly scoundrels!...
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| Cocoa
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Sun Aug-29-04 01:28 PM
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| 1. they also apparently had access to a subway map |
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Sun Aug-29-04 01:29 PM
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| 2. You know, when I heard it was Herald Square subway station... |
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Edited on Sun Aug-29-04 01:30 PM by ClassWarrior
...I just figured they were talking about a "bomb" they'd seen on Broadway.
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| 7th_Sephiroth
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Sun Aug-29-04 01:30 PM
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| 3. every school child's backpack has been confiscated |
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and all backpacks are henseforth banned, to prevent a terrorist from blowing something up, and duffel bags, are now to be referred to as "assault" bags because of thier high item capacity, and room for add-on pouches, will require a 3 week background check screening before purchase
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Sun Aug-29-04 01:31 PM
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| 4. Exclusive still image from a terrorist training film ... |
| greatauntoftriplets
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Sun Aug-29-04 01:33 PM
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| 5. My purse is a backpack!!! |
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Even worse....Although the triplets are beyond needing their mother to tote a diaper bag, they are still young enough to occasionally need a change on clothes on the road. Their mother carries kid paraphernalia in a backpack!
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Sun Aug-29-04 01:34 PM
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| 6. yes, they had (cue 'doom' music) P L A N S |
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but no means to (swell 'doom' music) carryout their... P L A N S
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Sun Aug-29-04 01:37 PM
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| 7. Don't we all... don't we all... |
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Sun Aug-29-04 01:42 PM
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| 8. By the way, why aren't you out on the streets? |
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Sun Aug-29-04 01:44 PM
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| 9. can't physically do it. |
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leg problems. nearly crippled myself doing the DC March last year... just can't stand for long periods of time....
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Sun Aug-29-04 01:48 PM
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But thanks for the updates - and God bless you for everything else you do.
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Sun Aug-29-04 01:47 PM
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| 10. It's probably better for the terrorists in the end. |
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I had heard that Terrorist Mutual Insurance was getting a lot of back injury claims.
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Sun Aug-29-04 02:07 PM
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| 12. Shit. Now I guess they're gonna start cracking down... |
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...on green tissue-paper dragons.
Anyone know, was it carrying a backpack?
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