soupkitchen
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Tue Sep-07-04 02:37 PM
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Bush to be awarded purple nose for snorting enemy lines during Drug War |
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George W. Bush who has been criticized in some quarters for being AWOL during the Viet Nam War is going to receive the DEAs highest award, the Purple Nose, for his tireless hands on efforts during the Great American Drug War. The citation will partially read, "With complete disregard for his personal well-being, George W. Bush, often, and on many occasions, selflessly, and with utter disregard for his own safety, exposed his nasal membranes and verbal synapses to dire and permanent damage by courageously diverting enemy supply lines up his nose, thus stopping the delivery of vast quantities of controlled dangerous substances into the hands of innocent civilians all over America. Or at least forcing them to pay more. Though the verbal challenges he faces every day, speak eloquently of the price he has paid for Country, we award him this Agencies highest award, the Purple Nose, so that no man or woman can ever say that when duty called, George W. Bush did not look in the mirror and scrape together on that mirror, a militarily precise formation with which to better assault the enemy."
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Tue Sep-07-04 02:40 PM
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1. Yep. And here's the pic taken when he received his medal: |
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Tue Sep-07-04 02:50 PM
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4. That's our answer to the Purple Heart Bandaid wearers!! |
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Whenever anyone attends a Kerry rally, everyone should smear on some flour or powdered sugar under their noses...just wait until those pics appear in the papers or on TV...and maybe a little coke spoon on a chain around the neck as well...:evilgrin:
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Tue Sep-07-04 02:44 PM
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2. I think I'm going to cry. |
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Any wimp can take bullets and schrapnel in the jungles of Vietnam. Our hero never wavered from the front lines of the drug war.
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Tue Sep-07-04 02:47 PM
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3. That's it !!! I'm changing my avatar to our Preznit!!! |
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Kerry can NOT compete with this.
(Btw, too funny! Thanks.)
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