Clinton has been eating junk food for years so that Kerry will lose

[efhmc]

and Hillary can run in 2008. This seems to be the "thinking" of the right wing. They say that the "Clintons" do not want Kerry to win and are glad Bill will not be able to campaign for him. Ergo, that horrible fast food diet for over 40 years and the open heart surgery thing works in their favor. Yep, makes sense to me.

[LisaL]

1. OMG.

Are they saying now that Clinton actually had a plan to almost have a heart attack, and started implementing this plan years and years ago?
LOL.LOL.LOL.

[efhmc]

5. Well, he is a very, very smart man. He has had this in the works for

quite a while and Hillary has been helping him by bringing him high cholesterol snacks on a daily basis.

[jab105]

2. Same logic as Kerry volunteered to go to Vietnam to get shot at...

because he was thinking that when he ran for president 35 years in the future, he could use his vietnam war record, as an added plus...

[efhmc]

9. Also, the Navy must have been in cohoots with the guy, otherwise, why did

they give him medals and such?

[olddem43]

12. Actually, Kerry STARTED the Viet Nam war -

for that purpose, although he really didn't hear a shot fired the whole 4 minutes that he was there. His anti-war activities afterward though, prevented George Bush from winning it single-handedly.

[efhmc]

13. Wow, I am so glad that you clarified that piece of history pour moi.

[Mz Pip]

3. What drugs are

these folks on???

Like Clinton could actually plan having his arteries clog up. Geez, I know people who ate a whole lot more crap than he did and they somehow have managed to dodge the coronary bullet.

Clinton must be one powerful dude. Imagine that. He could time his clogged arteries to fit right in with the election. Unbelievable.

MzPip
:dem:

[efhmc]

7. One should never underestimate the power of Bill, especially if one is

a very stupid, gullible, neocon.

[Vickers]

4. Holy shit, I wish were were 1/10th as devious as they think we are!

Heck, we'd be in control of all branches of the government!

:crazy:

[EmperorHasNoClothes]

6. So how does that explain

Cheney's 37 heart attacks (or is it 52 now?)

[efhmc]

8. Those attacks are for sympathy and gets him the older white guy with

valve problem vote. Bill's problems, on the other hand, have a deep and devious purpose.

[gospelized]

10. nah

cheney's heart attacks have all been a ploy so he would have an excuse not to stand up in debates and take the edge from edwards.

[efhmc]

11. Didn't stop him before but you think he will get a medical excuse now to

avoid Edwards?

[are_we_united_yet]

14. Damn!

They are on to us. Freepers are freakin geniuses.

[efhmc]

15. Well to tell the truth, they mostly provided the ammunition that put Bill

under the knife. He should have known better than to frequent those repuke establishments like McDonald's.

[are_we_united_yet]

17. Yeah

But they will still say its Clinton's fault!

[efhmc]

21. Guess so. For paying and opening his mouth and chewing.

[NightTrain]

16. No, no, no! You've got it backwards.

Clinton deliberately went in for heart surgery now so he could re-emerge in the nick of time to get all sorts of media attention, which Clinton will use to campaign for Kerry. It's another liberal plot against decent, God-fearing Republicans and the man their creator chose to lead them! :cry:

[efhmc]

19. Oh, so this is a plot to help Kerry win. Well, my guys have really screwed

up on this one. More research needs to be done.

[Raiden]

18. My freeper teacher

was talking about this in class today. She said that the Republicans didn't even need to go after Kerry anymore because the Clintons would take care of him. She talked about Bill's book tour and how that took the spotlight off the DNC Convention, and now his heart surgery. All I could think was as long as it shifts the media's focus off of SBL and the RNC Convention, it's a plus.

It's a shame that she's an uber-consevative Republican because she is my very favorite teacher.

[efhmc]

20. Please explain to me how and why this right wing nut case is your

favorite teacher. She sounds like someone no liberal would EVER want to be around for more than 10 seconds.

[Dem2theMax]

22. Thanks for sharing that. This whole thread is a hoot. lol.

And I really DO have to thank Bill. Talk about planning. He virtually took * off the front page of our local paper for the past four days. Big Dawg, I owe you big time for that buddy. ;)

[efhmc]

24. Definitely one clever guy, our Bill, a long term planner and thinker.

Of course, Hillary is really good at this stuff too. Kudos to her also.

[karlrschneider]

23. Well, we leftists do have nefarious plans. I'm 5 years older than WJC

and I've had this plan in place since I first voted in 1963 (for Barry Goldwater).....WAIT, don't kill me just yet!

But I can't remember the details now...something to do with "baffle 'em with bullshit"...does that sound right? Yeah, maybe so. So those ten thousand cheeseburgers are just campaign strategery....yeah, that's the ticket. So what do I run for now? So many decisions...

[efhmc]

25. Well, I for one, have confidence that as a liberal you will figure this

out and do whatever is necessary to further our gaols. Just keep stuffing your face and something will come to you.