ALERT: Terrorism Distraction Action in Progress - Ahscroft

[Eloriel]

Out of the blue, Ashcroft has to hold a press conference announcing two people charged in Miami. One is charged with "supporting terror." The other with a range of little niggling details, including something about immigration.

Can we say Weapons of Mass Distraction? (I knew you could.)

Wonder if this will work to take AWOL off the news?

[underpants]

1. Were they arrested last month?

Padilla was in custody for at least a month before Asscrack came out and announced it.

[Norquist Nemesis]

2. We're winning the WOT and here's the PROOF!

uh yeah...riiigghhht!

Now, about that bridge I have for sale.

[kerry-is-my-prez]

5. Hey Bud.. not so fast. I have some swampland in Fla. for sale....

n/t

[Out the Parasites]

3. Weapons of Mass Distraction? Good One.

Did they arrest Cheeky Cheeney? Was his monkey deported?

BTW: Did you know Ashcroft was bottle fed as a baby?

[BiggJawn]

4. Someone actually HELD him?

I figured they poured his formula into a dish on the floor and let him and the cat fight it out.

A CALICO cat...

[Eloriel]

6. Alas, not original

I don't know who came up with it, but it certainly is appropos, isn't it?