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SoDesuKa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-30-04 12:34 AM
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Let's Invade Brazil
HUMOR ALERT

I don't like the uppity way the Brasileiros have been swaggering around after they win soccer matches. Let's invade!

Don't think it won't happen. We come reluctantly to the role of world's policeman. Sometimes we just have to teach folks some manners.

And while we're at it . . . I'm tired of being pushed around by the Swiss. Those Gnomes of Zurich have gotten out of hand.
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genius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-30-04 01:08 AM
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1. Absolutely. Clearly these guys need nuking
On second thought, maybe we should watch the jokes. Bush might take us up on it.
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Crunchy Frog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-30-04 03:45 AM
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2. I wanna invade Iceland!
You know what those Viking hordes were doing 1000 years ago. What makes anyone think they've really changed and won't start doing it again?

We should at least have weapons inspectors in there looking for Viking ship building related activity, just in case.:scared:





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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-30-04 04:05 AM
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3. Foda veado! Brasil é o melhor do mundo!
Se você acha que pode fazer guerra conta a gente, vai descubrir quem tem ouvos cara!

ooooaaaaaioaioaioai... Brasil Brasil!!!...ooooaaaaaioaioaioai... Brasil Brasil!!!
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Kenneth ken Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-30-04 04:29 AM
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4. "South America stole our name..."
"we'll save Australia, don't wanna hurt no kangaroos"
- Political Science by Randy newman :D
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