Best O'Reilly Factor Parody Ever...

[Gaffey Duck]

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"Oh so subtle yet oh so obvious...

In this tightly-packed, lubricious tome, Mr. O'Reilly presents sound, family-oriented advice for children growing up under the constant assault of militant liberalism. After reading this book for myself (I've recently decided to begin prescreening everything for my children), I assigned it as required reading for my kids. "The O'Reilly Factor for Kids" provided the perfect opportunity for me to slip some good, homespun morality in through the backdoor to counter the constant barrage of nudity, swear words, sex, anti-Christianity, homosexuality, and socialism that the likes of Hollywood, MTV, CBS, and PBS subject my children to. Indeed, there are reams of subtle (and not-so-subtle) leftist tracts aimed at corrupting our children's minds, and very little to counter it.

I'm happy to say that although this book is short, Mr. O'Reilly manages to cram a lot into every passage, filling the book up with useful tidbits. It's not perfect, but the mistakes are few (I only had to redact a single paragraph). It was no doubt hard work for Mr. O'Reilly to push his way into the publishing market against this river of crap, but he did it and has certainly found a pleasing niche in which to operate. I cannot thank him enough for this hard work!

Trust me: this book has had a big impact on my kids. It wasn't a month ago that I found myself literally shaking with pent-up frustration. In mere weeks, O'Reilly has helped me to be free of this tension, and now all I feel is sweet, sweet relief. Since the book is written by a famous person well-known and respected by children, you can be sure they'll read it and take it seriously, unlike if it had been written by some bloviating pedagogue.

I can trust my kids to do the right thing and grow up to be good now that they have a true American role model like the Big O!"

On a sadder note, some of the O'Reilly Factor For Kids reviews were removed.

[Infomaniac]

1. This one's my favorite

12 of 17 people found the following review helpful:
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O'Reilly shares his own "Good Vibrations" with your kids!, October 19, 2004
Reviewer: J. D. Webb - See all my reviews

In this one-of-a-kind children's book, Mr. O'Reilly (a true Patriot and Superior Human Being) sets forth the wisdom and Good Vibrations essential to the rearing of America's children.
O'Reilly has truly outdone himself this time, and that's no exaggeration! He is obviously someone who knows how to reach deep within his own innermost recesses in order to come up with such a literary treasure.
True, there are those naysayers who would counter that he's just shamelessly "plugging himself" with this book, but plugging himself (with a book or anything else) is something he's far more likely to do in the privacy of his own home, at least until that pesky lawsuit goes away...

[MADem]

2. They took down at least fifty HILARIOUS reviews

...that had me rolling! The reviews were works of absolute genius, touching on (!) loofahs, vibrators, phone sex, Thai women, you name it.

Damn those fascists at Amazon!