Bush: Senator Kerry reads the daily headlines to use in attacks.

[Swede]

In response to Kerry saying what a monumental blunder it was to not guard explosives. Well yeah,thank you newspapers.

[Killarney]

1. Bush just attacked himself with that one.

If all Kerry needs is to read the paper every day to find faults with this administration, the administration must be really fucked up.

[shaolinmonkey]

2. Kerry bases attacks on facts. This is bad?

Try reading a fucking newspaper Georgie. What an idiot.

"It's not fair, my opponent can read!" Unbelievable.

[htuttle]

3. AT LEAST HE READS THE DAILY HEADLINES!!!!

Man, what a dork.

[MemphisTiger]

16. At least he CAN read the headlines

[juliagoolia]

4. covered up headlines!

Kind of a delay in the news.. so yeah.. lets use the ones from today

[ibegurpard]

5. Kerry: (theoretically)

"Would it hurt the president to pick up a newspaper once in a while?"

[displacedtexan]

6. Little minds only see the headlines, George W.

JK reads the freakin' fine print!

[TheDebbieDee]

19. Thanks for the tons of explosives, gw!

Wow! Good one.

[freedom_to_read]

7. as opposed to B*sh who reads only box scores

he can't read newspapers because his lips get tired.

[BayStateBoy]

8. At Least Senator Kerry Reads. More Than Can be Said of Putsch

[southern democrat]

9. Da George you f****** moran.

Bush's whole tenure as president has been nothing but bad news.

[Pig_Latin_Lover]

10. Bush has headlines AND PDBs to not-read. (nt)

[wildflower]

11. Maybe * was trying to complete his dig at the media that he

stopped himself from finishing in debate 3.

-wildflower

[glarius]

12. Bush is spouting his lies about Kerry on TV....what a lying son of a bitch

he is.....How can these people be so STUPID as to believe he is this honest, truthful man when they HEAR him say things like "my opponent won't do anything to protect our country unless he gets permission from other countries!".....They must know that's a lie....Kerry has explicitly said he reserves the right for America to defend herself unilaterally if necessary.....It makes me want to throw up!:puke:

[Maiden England]

13. He READS the NEWS, he is UP TO DATE

oh no! how terrible for someone who wants to be President, thats it, shrub has my vote, I'd much rather have someone running with their head stuck up their own ass
/sarcasm

[Ron Green]

14. If a newspaper is "a community in conversation with itself..."

as I once read it expressed, then Shrub is intentionally deaf and dumb.

[speedoo]

15. Those people behind him in Greeley...

are all saying to themselves:

"What the f*** am I doing here, listening to this idiot? I should be home reorganizing my sock drawer."

Have you ever seen so much disinterest at a political rally?

[BootinUp]

17. Bush: Readers are bad for America! They won't keep you safe! LOL

Im dyin over here.

[jackstraw45]

18. Bush: Reading BAD! Reading News BAD!

An illiterate president who doesn't read the newspapers or follow what is happening in the world.

HOW CAN ANYONE FUCKING SUPPORT THIS MADMAN!?!?!?!?!

:mad:

[SteveG]

20. Jon Stewart should have a blast with this one.....(nt)

(nt)

[Mz Pip]

21. Bush should be more

concerned about the content of those daily headlines. He's the one who is responsible for them being there in the first place.

MzPip
:dem:

[GreenPoet64]

22. Duh!! Bush Blunders = Headlines! eom

[11 Bravo]

23. Bush then went on to decry the unfairness of the Kerry tactic.

In a Fox News exclusive the President said, "Just cuz he kin read gooder'n me, um, well, it's not fair. Karl lets me read the funny papers, and he helps me with the big words, and he says I'm smart. Not dumb like everybody says! I'm smart! Uncle Dick taught me how to say, "Headlines bad, Fox and Drudge, good!" Now gimme a pretzel.

[Stephanie]

24. George you ignorant slut.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,98006,00.html

HUME: How do you get your news?

BUSH: I get briefed by Andy Card and Condi in the morning. They come in and tell me. In all due respect, you've got a beautiful face and everything.

I glance at the headlines just to kind of a flavor for what's moving. I rarely read the stories, and get briefed by people who are probably read the news themselves. But like Condoleezza, in her case, the national security adviser is getting her news directly from the participants on the world stage.

HUME: Has that been your practice since day one, or is that a practice that you've...

BUSH: Practice since day one.

HUME: Really?

BUSH: Yes. You know, look, I have great respect for the media. I mean, our society is a good, solid democracy because of a good, solid media. But I also understand that a lot of times there's opinions mixed in with news. And I...

HUME: I won't disagree with that, sir.

BUSH: I appreciate people's opinions, but I'm more interested in news. And the best way to get the news is from objective sources. And the most objective sources I have are people on my staff who tell me what's happening in the world.

HUME: Mr. President, thank you very much.

BUSH: Thank you, sir.

[The Backlash Cometh]

25. Does Bush think that's cheating?

[d_b]

26. Reminds me of that

Bill Hicks joke, "Well...looks like we got ourselves a READER."

Fuckin' awesome.

[doctor klahn]

27. Poppy and Cheney

Hand lil' bush his magic 8-ball whenever he needs serious assistance in generating informed opinions on anything...

[ProfessorGAC]

28. Yeah! What Kind Of Leader Reads The Newspaper, Anyway?

Stinking bleeing heart, liberal elite, intellectual. Man, i knew there was something i didn't like about Kerry.
The Professor

[Generator]

29. I'll say it again. Bush is an ideologue. There are no facts necessary

His idea is freedom is what they want, and damn it all, they will get freedom no matter how many of them or us have to die. Facts, new or old be dammed.

[Beetwasher]

30. Bush: We Should IGNORE CURRENT EVENTS!! And Concentrate ON VIETNAM!

and not only that, but ONLY on what KERRY DID in Vietnam! And not only that, but what MY SUPPORTERS SAY Kerry did in Vietnam!!! Everything else is irrelevant!