DemoVet
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Thu Oct-28-04 10:57 PM
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Hey, isn't a Red Sox World Series victory a sign of the End Times? |
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If so, we don't have to worry about what happens on 11/2. Just sit back and watch Our Lord and Saviour kick Republican ass for multiple violations of the ten commandments. "So, which one of you assholes thought you were really ME? ALL OF YOU?!? Okay, it's hammer time!!"
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Thu Oct-28-04 10:59 PM
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1. at which point he will start to break dance on thier candy asses saying |
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with the constitution in one hand and a roll of quarters in the other singing
'you can't touch this'
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Thu Oct-28-04 11:00 PM
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Thu Oct-28-04 11:03 PM
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3. Thta's just what my Evil Yankee fan sister said! |
DemoVet
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Thu Oct-28-04 11:07 PM
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4. Yeah, my wife is a Yankee fan too |
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I'm afraid I wasn't very, um, tactful about their flop in the ALCS series (Hey Honey, did you hear that Steinbrenner is going to move the Yankees to the Phillipines? Yeah, they'll be called the Manilla Folders!) Guess I'm facing a period of celibacy here...
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Thu Oct-28-04 11:23 PM
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5. No that would be if the Cubs won. |
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Thu Oct-28-04 11:27 PM
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6. If the Cubs win during an election year then Nader wins the Presidency |
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But I think the Second Coming will arrive before that.
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OneMoreDemocrat
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Thu Oct-28-04 11:53 PM
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7. No, but a second Bush term certainly would be. |
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Fri Oct-29-04 12:18 AM
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8. Nope. The Red Sox at least had the payroll to get good players.. |
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..when the Cubs, White Sox, Padres or Expos win, that's when it's time to go to the bomb shelters.
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