Bush bites head off live turkey.

[Cyrano]

The major media won't cover it, but the traditional, Thanksgiving "Presidential Pardon" of a live turkey at the White House was marred when George Bush grabbed the poor bird by the neck and bit it's head off.

The secret service quickly collected all cameras and destroyed still, motion and digital pictures.

One witness, who refused to be identified, claimed that a moment before the incident, the president flew into a rage. Evidently, a voice that sounded something like a gobble uttered, "Please don't kill me. Please don't kill me."

[TwentyFive]

1. A chimp is more intelligent than a turkey - but not by much.

[theorist]

2. Link?

:P

[Cyrano]

4. karlafayetucker.dead

[datasuspect]

3. no

that was w. imitating the turkey making its vain plea.

whereupon, w made for the neck all the while muttering "praise jesus, praise jesus" with turkey blood dribbled down the front of his custom tailored $200 dress shirt.

pickles blushed.

[Danger Duck]

5. I heard

he sodomized the bird after it's head was off. Said something about enjoying the "death rattle" on his member.

[Cyrano]

6. Oh, c'mon. Do you think that even a Republican would do a dead turkey?

Never mind. Stupid question.

[Danger Duck]

7. Have you seen his Mom?

It would be a step up for his Dad.

Just kidding, kind of. But if anyone thinks that George Sr. didn't stray, well.....

[Cyrano]

8. Could we keep this thread on the high plane on which it started off?

[Danger Duck]

10. Sorry

I hear Bush farted today too.

[vpigrad]

9. Source?

To you have more information on this crazy act by a crazy man?