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nostamj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 02:54 PM
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found on a Florida Men's Room wall.....
Here I sit in stinky vapor
Came to vote, but got no paper.
Pushed the button, left no mark
Another outcome in the dark.


hey, it can't always be Shakespeare! ;-)

Nostamj_blog
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 02:56 PM
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1. NICE!
This entire calamity is a large bunch of SH*T!
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 02:59 PM
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2. When we moved back to Illinois from Houston, I saw this......
In a men's room stall at a truckstop in Missouri.

"Here I sit
Butt muscles flexin'
Just gave birth
To another Texan"

No offense meant Texas folks. I was once a Texan myself. It's just that it cracked me up to read that on our exodus from Houston. And all the way up in Missouri, no less.
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NervousRex Donating Member (958 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 10:35 PM
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11. A take on that...
Here I sit...
I strain and push
just to give birth
to another Bush.
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nadinbrzezinski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 03:03 PM
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3. This is hitting the popular conscience
I fear what will happen when it moves from bathroom stalls to the streets, and it is already doing that
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nostamj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 04:13 PM
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8. uh, it didn't really come from a bathroom wall....
i was just kidding.
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alfredo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 03:09 PM
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4. Love it.
I had to rewrite the Pledge, in honor of our emperor.

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of Bushland,
And to the Plutocrats who own us all: one nation controlled by
few, with nothing left over for us.
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Warpy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 03:26 PM
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5. OK, that one is going onto stickers
to get pasted into stalls whenever I visit the peoples' newsstand and Bush repository.
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nostamj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 03:28 PM
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6. give me about 30 minutes
and I'll have them up in my store

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nostamj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 03:44 PM
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7. sticker
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nostamj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 05:26 PM
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9. kick
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nostamj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 10:31 PM
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10. .
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 10:39 PM
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12. ROFLMAO! nt
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nostamj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 11:18 PM
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13. gee......
did ya like it? :-)

Nostamj_blog


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eridani Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 02:01 AM
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14. Another one--
Here I sit with a broken heart
Popped six pills and my truck won't start.

Underneath, someone else added

If your pills were worth a fuck
You'd get out and HAUL that truck!
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