black tie and boots ball jan. 20

[datasuspect]

some sponsors:

"Among the businesses that spent $50,000 to sponsor the ball are the American Chemistry Council; oil company BP America; pharmaceutical giant Bristol-Myers Squibb Co.; Tyson Foods; Union Pacific Corp., and Wells Fargo."

excerpted from: http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory.mpl/metropolitan/2927094

[Kikosexy2]

1. Black tie..

and boots---sounds like a Gay rodeo dance! Imagine some of those senators in leather-chaps with their saggy butts hanging out--not a pretty picture! I can see plenty of that at my local leather bar and for cheap too.

[LSparkle]

2. Thanks for the chuckle!

I can just see them all doin' the Ashlee Simpson hoe-down dance ...

[Kikosexy2]

3. Or...

a line dance to "Redneck Woman"--yikes! But I prefer "Boot Scoot Boogie".

[LSparkle]

4. "Redneck Woman"!

GREAT! Get Lauraeasybakeoven in there, too!

[Kikosexy2]

5. She'll be ..

handling the concession stand of cookies, muffins and pound cake--my aren't they just wholesome folks?

[Warpy]

6. The funniest part of all this will be that the Bushies

will show up, stand for a minute for photos, make one turn of the dance floor, and leave.

They do NOT socialize with the peasantry.