For a light hearted moment, much needed by all! This was sent to me.....

[anarchy1999]

This I just had to share with you all. First good laugh I've had all day. ENJOY!!


Subject: Since Canada doesn't want us, where do we go?


CANADA BUSY SENDING BACK BUSH-DODGERS by Joe Blundo,
THE COLUMBUS
DISPATCH

The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada
has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration.

The re-election of President Bush is prompting the exodus among
left-leaning citizens who fear they'll soon be required to hunt, pray
and agree with Bill O'Reilly.

Canadian border farmers say it's not uncommon to see dozens of
sociology professors, animal-rights activists and Unitarians
crossing their fields at night.

"I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood
producer huddled in the barn," said Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield,
whose acreage borders North Dakota. The producer was cold, exhausted
and hungry.

"He asked me if I could spare a latte and some free-range chicken. When I said I didn't have any, he left. Didn't even get a chance to show him my screenplay, eh?"

In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher
fences, but the liberals scaled them. So he tried installing speakers
that blare Rush Limbaugh across the fields.

"Not real effective," he said. "The liberals still got through, and
Rush annoyed the cows so much they wouldn't give milk."

Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet liberals near the Canadian border, pack them into Volvo station
wagons, drive them across the border and leave them to fend for
themselves.

"A lot of these people are not prepared for rugged conditions," an
Ontario border patrolman said. "I found one carload without a drop of
drinking water. They did have a nice little Napa Valley cabernet,
though." When li berals are caught, they're sent back across the
border, often wailing loudly that they fear retribution from
conservatives. Rumors have been circulating about the Bush administration establishing re-education camps in which liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer and watch NASCAR.

In the days since the election, liberals have turned to
sometimes-ingenious ways of crossing the border.

Some have taken to posing as senior citizens on bus trips to buy heap
Canadian prescription drugs. After catching a half-dozen young vegans
disguised in powdered wigs, Canadian immigration authorities began
stopping buses and quizzing the supposed senior-citizen passengers.

"If they can't identify the accordion player on The Lawrence Welk Show, we get suspicious about their age," an official said.

Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are
creating an organic-broccoli shortage and renting all the good Susan
Sarandon movies.

"I feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just
can't support them," an Ottawa resident said. "How many art-history majors does one country need?"

In an effort to ease tensions between the United States and Canada,
Vice President Dick Cheney met with the Canadian ambassador and pledged that the administration would take steps to reassure
liberals, a source close to Cheney said.

"We're going to have some Peter, Paul & Mary concerts. And we might put some endangered species on postage stamps. The president is determined to reach out."

MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE!
Lots of love and peace out, to all of you.

[masaka___]

1. round 2

This was posted here the day before Thanksgiving and the jury was out on whether it was funny or not. It eventually got moved to the lounge.

I thought it was funny, though.

[annabanana]

2. I think it's funny.............................eom

[thoughtanarchist]

3. What's wrong with domestic beer?

I like domestic beer.

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