Bush Bandit Lauded for PR Image (vomit alert)

[datasuspect]

excerpt: "The air fairly quivered with praise as speakers at Thursday's dedication of downtown Houston's $1.7 million George Bush Monument strove to describe the former president's virtues. Statesman, war hero, humanitarian, inspired businessman — superlatives topped superlatives.

Mayor Bill White said Bush was "a model of what it means to be a citizen of the greatest city in the greatest country in the world." Former television news anchor Ron Stone opined Bush was the "most important" Houstonian ever, "with the possible exception of Sam Houston.""

article: http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory.mpl/metropolitan/2929353

when the hell can i get out of texas.

one protestor at this event. this country is falling over itself to suck the collective asses of this criminial family.

[JHB]

1. Statesman, war hero, humanitarian, inspired businessman ?

Statesman: Alienates most of the world agaisnt us, bribes the rest;

war hero: Heroically redefines the term to mean launching a war, not fighting in one at great personal risk;

humanitarian: ensures the rich have more money to (snicker, snerk) donate to the poor (ba-hahahaha!);

inspired businessman: Pay no attention to the man on his birth certificate, or the Rolodex that comes with him....