The Real Bush Cabinet Resignation Letters

[Buck Rabbit]

Save yourself some time and don’t bother reading the different resignation letters of the Bush Cabal err Cabinet. Between the lines they are all the same. Let Rabbit translate for you:

To Whom It May Concern:

I am a greedy rat bastard who has served the 1 percenters and major corporations faithfully. Unlike Cheney, I did not receive my major compensation in advance. I don’t want to wait four more years. Give it too me now!

I want a bean feast

I want the works
I want the whole works
Presents and prizes and sweets and surprises
Of all shapes and sizes
And now
Don't care how
I want it now
Don't care how
I want it now

Sincerely yours,

Secretary of Whatever

[rkc3]

1. Makes me wonder who is to blame when your kid is a brat.

[vpigrad]

2. Don't forget this one:

"I want it all, I want it now, and I don't want to work for it."

I actually heard someone in Blacksburg, VA say that once. His name is John Coe(sp?), and now has a prominent position with the repuke party in WV. The last time I saw the guy he was hitting on my daughter (who is about 20 years younger than himself) in front of his poor wife. In my mind when I think about repukes, he is their poster child. He is an example of what those crazy people aspire to be.