Does anyone live in NJ with loofahs and dildos?

[Fud]

Malloy is urging people to show up to O'reillys book signing in Jersery tommorow, to show up with falafel's loofahs and a bunch of dildos with fresh batteries ;) . Hopefully someone will bring a camera so we can all watch Bill's head explode. I missed the exact location but will update this post when i hear the archived show.

[SaintAnne]

1. I'm in jersey

but I ain't got a car, but if it's close I'll go, I'll hitch a ride or take the bus, there are nice people all around me.

[eleny]

2. Someone suggested that here at DU yesterday or day before

If I heard it right, Mike was reading the posting.

[theorist]

8. Mike reads DU regularly.

He has said as much on his show several times. Even back when he was on ieamerica. Damn, it was a shame that outfit didn't last.

[Kahuna]

3. My sign:

GO HOME PERVERT!!!!

[WorseBeforeBetter]

4. Book Ends in Ridgewood (Bergen County)?

http://www.billoreilly.com/pg/jsp/general/appearances.jsp

http://www.book-ends.com/NASApp/store/IndexJsp

Don't forget a headset so he can keep both hands free...

[Fud]

5. Time and place

I'm going to call the book store in the morning to confirm.

Book Signing at Bookends Book Store
Sunday, December 5, 2004
Don't miss Bill at his only book signing of the season! Bill will be appearing at Bookends in Ridgewood, New Jersey!

Signing is scheduled for Sunday, December 5 at 1:00pm. Contact Bookends with any questions or for directions.

BOOKENDS
232 E. Ridgewood Ave.
Ridgewood, NJ 07450
Tel: [phone]

[GRLMGC]

6. ooh, he'll lose his temper

Will someone volunteer to take one for the team and get assaulted by him, possibly ending his career?

[Fud]

7. Confirmed

Right time right place. Sunday 1pm. The guy i talked to at the store thought i was a fan lol.

I need a good laugh now. Can someone bring one of those giant John Holmes dildos over and ask him to sign it while being filmed?

Whoever pulls something off like that will be famous.