Harlan James
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Mon Dec-06-04 03:38 PM
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30 Things To Do Before The Inauguration |
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1) Drink a nice clean glass of water. 2) Cash your Social Security check. 3) See a doctor of your own choosing. 4) Spend quality time with your draft age child/grandchild. 5) Get that abortion you've always wanted. 6) Visit Syria, or any other foreign country for that matter. 7) Get that gas mask you've been putting off buying. 8) Hoard gasoline. 9) Borrow books from the library before they're banned - Constitutional law books, Catcher In The Rye, Tropic Of Cancer, anything whatsoever dealing with the Bill Of Rights... 10) Participate in an election without preordained results. 11) If you have an idea for an art piece involving religious imagery such as a crucifix, do it now. 12) Come out - then go back in - HURRY! 13) Jam in all that Alzheimer's stem cell research while you can. 14) Stay out late before curfews are imposed. 15) Go see Bruce Springsteen before he has his "accident." 16) Go see Mount Rushmore before the Reagan addition. 17) Use the phrase "You can't do that - this is America!" 18) If you're white - marry a black person, if you're black - marry a white person. 19) Take a walk in Yosemite without being hit by a snowmobile or a base-jumper. 20) Home church. 21) Enroll your kid in an accelerated art or music class. 22) Start your school day without a prayer. 23) Pass on the secrets of evolution to future generations. 24) Learn French. 25) Attend a commitment ceremony with your gay friends. 26) Take a factory tour anywhere in the US. 27) Try to take photographs of animals on the endangered species list. 28) Visit Florida before the polar ice caps melt. 29) Visit Nevada before it becomes radioactive. 30) Take your kids for a flu shot.
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Mon Dec-06-04 03:43 PM
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1. Just sent this out in an email |
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Mon Dec-06-04 03:43 PM
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Mon Dec-06-04 03:47 PM
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so you can get the hell out of this doomed earth!
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Harlan James
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Tue Dec-07-04 08:41 AM
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4. Get out of that adjustable mortgage |
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