(Breaking News) New Insurgent ID Program To Be Tested In Fallujah

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Tue Dec-07-04 01:13 AM
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(Breaking News) New Insurgent ID Program To Be Tested In Fallujah

BSP:Centcom spokesmen in Fallujah Province Command have confirmed that a new Insurgent ID tactic pioneered in Massachussetts near the high tech Rte. 128 corridor will be introduced to Fallujah in December.Brigadier Harlan F. James described the new procedure as follows: "We take suspected insurgents and bind them hand and foot and toss them in the Euphrates River...An insurgent will float while a freedom-loving Iraqi will sink...Simple,Eh?" The technique debuted in Salem,Massachussetts in 1630...

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Tue Dec-07-04 01:08 PM
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