Bush's New Little Jacket needs BADGES -- Suggest some here!!

[Sparkly]

I'm sure they'd like to give Chimpy some ribbons for his new little fascist-fashion outfit, to make him look like an actual hero of some sort. But since he's so far short of that, maybe he could work toward his own Commander-In-Chief merit badges, like boyscouts get -- except they'd be DEmerit badges.

What demerit badges has he already earned, and what badges might he earn in the next four years? For example:

He's earned:
- The Bogus War Badge
- The Bill of Rights Decimation Badge
- The Sock-Stuffing Badge
- The Salesmanship of Sheer Bullshit Badge
- The Scholarly "I Know That" Badge

He's working on:
- The First American Dictator Badge
- The "I Read a Book Without Pictures" Badge
- The Drug-Free Badge
- The Pretzel-Eating Badge
- The Umbrella-Handling Badge

I'm sure you'll have better ideas than mine.

[NMDemDist2]

1. the "I can ride a bicycle all by myself" badge n/t

[IHeart1993]

2. The "You Forgot Poland" Badge n/t

[DireStrike]

3. "Wood provider" badge

Want sum wood?

[Coyote_Bandit]

4. Hard Werk Badge n/t

[Generic Other]

5. Here's the one he wears in the shower

[DireStrike]

6. "Bigger deficit than reagan" "Less active brain cells than reagan"

"First president to destroy the USA"

[Goldeneye]

7. Did anyone read the article about Kerry's coat

How they sold like crazy after he started wearing it. Bush is jealous....that's his new signature jacket...

[kodi]

8. in that jacket he looks like chaplin in "the great dictator"

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[gristy]

9. "little fascist-fashion outfit"

I was thinking exactly the same thing when I saw him on teevee at lunchtime today. That is one scary jacket...

[Sparkly]

12. Doesn't it sound like the next Barbie accessory?

"NEW! Fascist-Fashion Barbie!!"

I can't wait until they add a little hat for his costume.

As if the world wasn't already looking at us wondering whether to laugh or cry (or pick up a weapon).

[Calvinist Basset]

10. Here are a few

1. The Congressional Heroism Award for the Preservation of Narrow-Mindedness

2. The Kyoto Backstep Badge

3. The Catalyst for Environmental Catastrophe Ribbon

4. The Mangleded English Button

5. The "Screw Democracy" Medal

P.S. What's the sock-stuffing reference?

[Sparkly]

13. Those are hilarious!

(Sock-stuffing: a reference to his "bulge" in the tightly-harnessed flight suit costume he wore for his "Mission Accomplished" photo-op. ...also why I contend he doesn't wear shorts or briefs -- he wears "sock drawers.")

[Calvinist Basset]

14. I thought that might be the reference

But I wasn't sure. Thanks.

[jpgray]

11. He needs at least one blue ribbon from Pabst (nt)

[allalone]

15. that jacket was hilarious

didn't he look like a character in that puppet show where they are on a rocket?

[MisterP]

16. toast-buttering badge:

after a long and hard struggle, he managed to do it!

[ragin_acadian]

17. hmmm.

-silverspoon cross

how about a big medal that says "protected houston from the vietcong"

[Lucygirl]

18. Buy eBay...

It's on the internets.

Daddy let's ME drive the golf cart.

George W. Bush
Commander in Coup

[ragin_acadian]

19. the good news is:

they just Id'd the jacket

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x2801263

the bad news is:

they no longer need a golf cart.