Bush skips to the middle of the stage to cheer on his troops....

[kentuck]

Unfortunately, it is the fourth quarter and his team is behind by 20 points. The time is running out. There is only so much rah-rah left in the troops. The cheerleading is beginning to ring just a little false and hollow. They do not see the grand come-from-behind victory that the Cheerleader-in-Chief is predicting. They see more dying. They do not realy need more cheers.

[goclark]

1. Did he really skip?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. ...and he was wearing a spiffy new jacket

designed by Members Only for Kim Jong-Il.

[Sparkly]

3. I'll bet he even skips with his palms facing backwards

He could demonstrate what it'd look like if Chimps could skip.