Bush's Foreign Policy is based on the Ann Coulter Doctrine.

[KlatooBNikto]

That says: We are going to kill your men, fuck your women( and men),
steal your oil and convert all of you to Christianity so you can listen to Falwell and Robertson nonstop in Arabic.

[Az_lefty]

1. I think you've nailed it n/t

[Xipe Totec]

14. Regretable choice in wording

unless it was on purpose.

Then it's pretty punny.

[HamdenRice]

2. Where are the missionaries in Eye-Rak?

Remember right after the conclusion of "major combat operations" the fundie lunatics were clamoring to go to Eye-Rak to preach the gospel? Remember the scandals about Christian missionaries only giving out aid to those who would listen to preaching, etc?

They even forced bush to address why he wasn't facilitating a massive infusion of missionaries to help bring the heathens out of darkness and save their souls.

I guess now that they can't leave the green zone without getting their heads cut off, the missionaries aren't clamoring to go any more. I'm shocked that more red state missionaries don't go to preach and gospel and die martyrs.

[Mari333]

3. I was about to ask that same question...

where oh where have all the missionaries gone? At the beginning of this war they were panting to go in and convert everyone in Iraq...odd, they seem to have all gone "poof" when civil war broke out.

fair weather prostlytizers, it seems.

[K-W]

8. There are missionaries in Iraq.

Or didnt the media tell you?

[KlatooBNikto]

9. I understand the jailers at Abu Ghraib prefer the missionary position.

Is that what you meant?

[illflem]

4. I would totally bone Coulter.

For some reason I think punishing her for her stupidity.. sexually.. is arousing.

[atreides1]

6. Punishment

Only works if Coulter didn't like it, to me she looks like she would like to be "punished".

[rkc3]

7. Ann is a big fan of the Angry Pirate - so I've heard.

[Kingshakabobo]

20. delete

dupe

[Kingshakabobo]

21. Ok. I gotta ask. What the hell is an angry pirate?

Or is it too dirty?

[KlatooBNikto]

11. You will like a short story titled THE RAIN by Somerset Maugham.

In that, a missionary in one of the South Sea Islands, sets about to reform a prostitute and is relentless in condemning her for her wayward ways.After a few months of this activity, the prostitute triumphs as she gets the missionary laid.This was a great story that was turned into a great movie.I think either Rita Hayworth or Marlene Dietrich played the role of Sadie Thompson, the prostitute.Great stuff!

[11 Bravo]

5. Bush pretends he is a man ...

Coulter pretends he isn't.

[CBHagman]

10. Don't forget being an ignorant horse's patootie...

...greedy, opportunistic, vindictive and perverse. That's the Coulter way!

[secedeeconomically]

12. I say we send that skinny blonde bitch to the front line

and see how far that mouth of hers gets her.

[KlatooBNikto]

13. She might like an all expenses paid vacation in Abu Ghraib.

[secedeeconomically]

17. Ues just tell here that its the New Canaan of Iraq lol

[cheezus]

15. no, no, no....

duh, we'd BAN arabic and force them to learn 'Markin

[lesterhalfjr]

16. deadhead coulter

Do you know she's been to like 60 grateful dead shows? I can't picture that AT ALL!

[secedeeconomically]

18. i wonder if she got stonned?

[Kingshakabobo]

19. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lesterhalfjr]

22. sorry king

there was a thing about hippies on vh1 last night and they had various people talking about how many shows they'd seen and up popped Annie. Has anyone ever seen the silent movie "Metropolis". She reminds me of the evil robot woman from that flick