Light Bulb Joke

[SoDesuKa]

How many Bush administration officials does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There's nothing wrong with that light bulb. There is no need to change anything. We made the right decision and nothing has happened to change our minds. People who criticize this light bulb now, just because it doesn't work anymore, supported us when we first screwed it in, and when these flip-floppers insist on saying that it is burned out, they are merely giving aid and encouragement to the Forces of Darkness.

[tifferman87]

1. wow

that is the funniest thing i have heard all day by far. thank you so much for making my day. beautiful!

[Sparkly]

2. Why do you hate lightbulbs?

You must be part of the "blame the lightbulb first" crowd.

[NV Whino]

3. The lightbulb was named Clinton n/t

[MisterP]

4. five minutes later:

Who ever said anything agaist changing a lightbulb? We didn't. You might even say it changed itself, we just helped along. Besides we have other things to discuss. I doubt if the stories told about us are not untrue.

[Smirking_Chimp]

5. Bomb the bulb!

[Javaman]

6. How many repukes does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. While they argue over how they can get out of actually doing the work to change it, a Democrat came in and replaced it, saying, "fixing another republican mess".

[eleny]

7. May I add -

"Who farted?"

[AmyDeLune]

8. Wee Hours Kick n/t

[radfringe]

9. light is unable to turn the corner

so we are not turning back

[proudbluestater]

10. So obvious! Let Halliburton do it! $600,000 ought to cover it

[Wapsie B]

11. It's Clinton's fault

that we are left in the dark and unsafe. The Clenis strikes again!

[orpupilofnature57]

12. A sh-t load ,first you have to stop all that light they emit,then

YOU HAVE TO MAKE SURE HALLI BURTON IS THE ONLY ONE THAT MAKES THEM.