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Mon Dec-13-04 02:08 PM
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If you could ask * one question, |
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and get an honest answer(perhaps through the use of witchcraft, drugs, a clever t-shirt-whatever-) What would you ask him?
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Mon Dec-13-04 02:09 PM
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1. "How do you sleep?" n/t |
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Tue Dec-14-04 12:16 AM
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40. Ya took the words right out of my mouth |
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Tue Dec-14-04 12:35 AM
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42. That's what came to my mind, too. |
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Tue Dec-14-04 03:35 AM
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Tue Dec-14-04 08:54 AM
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52. Probably. That would probably make my skin crawl... |
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...most pills do. But, I'd just about try anything these days to lose the nagging dread of *'s sleep-filled daydream.
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Mon Dec-13-04 02:10 PM
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2. Would you like for me to push you off of this cliff or |
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would you prefer to jump?
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Mon Dec-13-04 02:11 PM
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3. "Why are your daughters not serving?" |
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Mon Dec-13-04 02:11 PM
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Mon Dec-13-04 02:16 PM
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Mon Dec-13-04 02:11 PM
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Mon Dec-13-04 02:30 PM
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17. "I can't find a vein. Could you squeeze a little tighter for me?" |
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Edited on Mon Dec-13-04 02:31 PM by bunkerbuster1
j/k. honestly, I would probably ask him something about running. I wouldn't bother asking about anything political, because he'd just lie.
(on edit--realizing that he had to reply truthfully in this scenario? I'd ask him why he's so afraid of talking to people like me.)
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Mon Dec-13-04 02:11 PM
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6. "After being told by Andy Card on 9/11 that 'we were under attack'... |
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Edited on Mon Dec-13-04 02:25 PM by KansDem
...why did you sit and do nothing while thousands of our fellow citizens died?"
I've always wondered about this...
edited to add "why"
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Mon Dec-13-04 02:17 PM
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14. How do you go to sleep at night? |
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Mon Dec-13-04 02:14 PM
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7. Do you believe the earth is only 8,000 years old |
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Edited on Mon Dec-13-04 02:16 PM by Gonnabuymeagun
His answer to that question would answer a lot in my opinion. If he says yes he's capable of rationalizing anything.
On Edit: And if he's capable of rationalizing anything; he's capable of anything.
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Mon Dec-13-04 02:14 PM
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8. You, being the liar you are, |
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do you realize you're lying when you lie or is the lie you're telling such a huge lie that even lying about your lying is a lie?
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Mon Dec-13-04 11:45 PM
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35. too funny. . . . . .n/t |
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Mon Dec-13-04 02:15 PM
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9. I'd look him straight in the eye and ask: |
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"Is there anybody in there?" :shrug:
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Mon Dec-13-04 02:15 PM
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10. how come you can appear during daylight, unlike the other undead? n/t |
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Mon Dec-13-04 02:16 PM
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11. hook me up with a carlyle group board position |
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Mon Dec-13-04 02:17 PM
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how on Earth did he think that cutting taxes and increasing spending could lead to anything but a huge federal deficit.
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Mon Dec-13-04 02:19 PM
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15. The truth about 9/11....? |
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Mon Dec-13-04 02:22 PM
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16. What did Margie Schoedinger |
4MoreYearsOfHell
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Mon Dec-13-04 02:46 PM
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18. Haven't you hurt enough people? |
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Mon Dec-13-04 02:49 PM
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19. take me to your leader... |
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I want to talk to fucking dick no to *
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Mon Dec-13-04 02:50 PM
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20. What did that squirrel say to you |
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in the cabinet meeting?
I just love that picture someone uses in their posts. It makes me laugh every time.
Sorry I can't remember who to give attribution to.
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Mon Dec-13-04 02:54 PM
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21. How do you sleep at night? |
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Mon Dec-13-04 03:16 PM
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22. why did you invade Iraq? |
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Mon Dec-13-04 03:23 PM
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23. if I truly wanted an honest answer |
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on a subject he might actually know something about...
I'd ask him why the Rangers traded away Sammy Sosa.
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Mon Dec-13-04 03:34 PM
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24. How does he sleep at night |
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First reply already asked, but I still wanna know.
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Mon Dec-13-04 03:44 PM
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25. Who do you pray to,GOD or SATAN? |
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I allready know the answer,I just figured that I would give him a chance to tell the truth.
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Mon Dec-13-04 03:46 PM
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Edited on Mon Dec-13-04 03:47 PM by Endangered Specie
:evilgrin:
But the hague doesn't do capital punishment.... dang!
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Mon Dec-13-04 03:50 PM
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27. How can you be so stupid? |
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Mon Dec-13-04 03:54 PM
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28. Would you like a pretzel? |
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Mon Dec-13-04 04:00 PM
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29. When you die and go to hell .... |
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what are you going to do too keep yourself busy for eternity ?
oh, and say hi to Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson Rummy, .. Cheney .. Wolfie ............ :evilgrin: :evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin:
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Mon Dec-13-04 04:16 PM
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30. "Wanna buy some wood?" |
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Tue Dec-14-04 04:38 AM
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My husband was just immitating that last night while laughing like an imbecile! I laughed so hard I fell on the floor.
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Mon Dec-13-04 04:24 PM
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31. "When You Meet Your Maker Someday..." |
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...how will you explain the 100K+ innocent souls that you removed from this life?"
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Mon Dec-13-04 11:35 PM
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32. Where were you on Friday, November 22, 1963? |
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Mon Dec-13-04 11:39 PM
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33. How much do you pay for your coke? |
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Do you get a discount? And is it delivered to the White House or do you have to go to your dealer's place and pick it up?
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Mon Dec-13-04 11:45 PM
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34. "When will humanity be rid of you?" |
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Mon Dec-13-04 11:49 PM
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36. So what are you gonna be when you grow up??? n/t |
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Mon Dec-13-04 11:57 PM
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37. Are you actually proud to be the biggest F*cking failure in American Histo |
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ry???
Seriously given the premise of youir question I would ask him who picked sept. 11 as the "go" date for the traitorous attack on his own country. Then I would ask for evidentiary detail so that we can hang his sorry ass high at ground zero.
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Mon Dec-13-04 11:57 PM
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38. As John Lennon would say... |
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"How do you sleep?" (Yes, I know that song was directed at McCartney)
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Tue Dec-14-04 12:13 AM
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39. "Why don't you just f*^k off!" |
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Tue Dec-14-04 12:21 AM
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41. What's with the Mussolini-like obsession with military uniforms? |
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And did you borrow Il Duce's smirk? And swagger? And, well...everything else?
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Tue Dec-14-04 12:37 AM
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43. Have you ever mown a lawn? |
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Tue Dec-14-04 02:36 AM
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44. So... What's it like waging war against God???? |
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Tue Dec-14-04 04:31 AM
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46. WHY do you hate America? nt |
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Tue Dec-14-04 04:56 AM
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Seriously; Pull my finger?
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Tue Dec-14-04 06:02 AM
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49. Do you think in English |
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Tue Dec-14-04 06:53 AM
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50. After everyone else asked all the really serious stuff, |
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I would ask "What WAS that thing on your back?"
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Tue Dec-14-04 08:00 AM
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51. What does God look like? |
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