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oneighty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 03:57 PM
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India! Two frogs get married. God is pleased.
The sky darkens and the rains come down. The marriage is a success, God is pleased.

As seen by me on the weather channel today.

I wonder which God did that for them. I wonder if the United States supreme court would approve of frog marriage?

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nostamj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 03:59 PM
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1. as long as they have
tadpole production capabilities, they're probably OK.

(kinda close to box turtles though... <shudder>
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bloom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 04:01 PM
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2. there was an article in today's paper about frogs becoming frozen
for the winter and thawing out in the spring.



I'm not sure how this relates - I bet there is a joke in there somewhere.
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Jack_DeLeon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 04:03 PM
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3. If they are male and female...
I dont see how anyone would have a problem with it.
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oneighty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 04:07 PM
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5. Well of course
it struck me that the two frogs looked a lot alike. How does one 'sex' a frog? Would that God check the sex out first? Maybe that God just think "Darn fools it was gonna rain anyway."

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jeff30997 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 04:07 PM
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4. I'm French-Canadian and over here...
Frogs get married everyday.:)
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oneighty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 04:09 PM
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7. Oh ooooooo!
I considered this happening but I think; "No way not today."

I am very sorry!

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JHB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 04:08 PM
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6. Frog marraige is OK, but...
...frog-toad marraiges are plumb unnatural!
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jeff30997 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 04:11 PM
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8. How about...
Frog-Goat marriage ?
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Spinzonner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 04:11 PM
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9. But what about a pig and a frog ?
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