CDC Warning...heed this warning folks!

[Guarionex]

Watch out for this DISEASE! = CDC Warning

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning
about a new virulent strain of sexually transmitted
disease. This disease is contracted through dangerous
and high risk behavior. The disease is called
Gonorrhea lecthim (pronounced "gonna re-elect him").
Many victims have contracted it after having been
screwed for the past 4 years, in spite of having taken
measures to protect themselves from this
especially virulent disease.
Cognitive sequellae of individuals infected with
Gonorrhea lecthim include, but are not limited to:
Anti-social personality disorder traits; delusions
of grandeur with a distinct messianic flavor; chronic
mangling of the English language; extreme cognitive
dissonance; inability to incorporate new information;
pronounced xenophobia; inability to accept
responsibility for actions; exceptional cowardice
masked by acts of misplaced bravado; ignorance of
geography and history; tendencies toward creating
evangelical theocracies; and a strong propensity for
categorical, all-or nothing behavior.

[Massacure]

1. In other news, the Republican Party is chaning its emblem!

The Republican National Committee announced today that the Republican Party is changing its emblem from an elephant to a condom. The RNC chairman explained that the condom more clearly reflects the party's stance today, because a condom accepts inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually getting screwed.

[Guarionex]

3. hahaha...

Great followup...wanna form a comedy duo?

[Guarionex]

5. I just might...if I can make money

I'm so tired of being unemployed...

[Massacure]

7. Perhaps after I finish high school.

;)

[BrklynLiberal]

4. You guys gonna take this act on the road?? :D n/t

[whistle]

2. LMAO...

kick

[yellerpup]

6. Hoot! Hoot!

:kick:

[JPace]

8. Sounds like pResidential material....

the kind of person the Republicans love to run with,
now that they own the voting machines they don't need
anyone with brains or character.:eyes: