O'Reilly's Pretty Much Killed Himself ------- /s/ Ludacris & Me

[UTUSN]

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http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=638&e=3&u=/nm/20041216/en_nm/leisure_ludacris_dc

.... "Hi, Mr O'Reilly," Ludacris raps near the beginning of the album. "Hope all is well, kiss the plaintiff and the wifey." ....

"I don't feel like I need to do that," Ludacris (real name: Chris Bridges) told Reuters. "I feel like he's pretty much killed himself. I don't feel like I have to say much." ....

O'Reilly, meanwhile, was sued in October by Andrea Mackris, an associate producer for "The O'Reilly Factor," who claimed he had repeatedly pressured her to engage in sexually explicit conversations over the phone.


O'Reilly filed an extortion suit against Mackris and her lawyer. Almost as soon as the brouhaha erupted, it quickly faded as the parties reached a private settlement.

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[yardwork]

1. I was very disappointed not to get all the details on that one

She tantalized us with the falafel and then poof it all went away. Sad.

[UTUSN]

2. We Want Details?------------ewwwww n/t

[Joe Power]

32. He sucks

Apparently even his "kinks" are ridiculous, boring, and stupid.

[burythehatchet]

3. as disappointing as tahini sause on your favorite suit

:(

[AlCzervik]

4. I really wanted those tapes to go public, very sad they didn't

but i'm sure there has to be something else that will come out that will send him packing.

[UTUSN]

5. Well, How 'bout THIS------------Ooooh, Wrong Wingnut (Judith REGAN)

[AlCzervik]

6. I want all the dirt out on that bastard, as for O'Leilly

i just want him outed and gone.

[charlie]

11. Well, considering that we already know

that he was spooging on the other end of a phone with a dildo up his butt, it'll take something akin to cannabalism to make him gone. O'Reilly's staying, the mindless hordes aren't bothered by the odor of hypocrisy.

[oneighty]

23. What do you think of Marcinko?

Fane and Profane?

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[UTUSN]

25. Don't Know Anything about Him Except He Seemed to Be Another REGAN BoyToy

In the article linked below, she appears to think women want to have sex with dudes that look like him and KERIK (at least SHE does). Somebody pointed out here that it was MEN who would buy the book, not women for the picture on the cover. Somebody else posted that the MARCINKO dude in the book was totally a physical brute. Given that in combat, you NEED this to prevail, it's just that they tend to be wingnut FREAKS afterward.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x2779762

http://newyorkmetro.com/nymetro/news/media/columns/medialife/152/

.... Then Judith and Rupert found each other -- and ReganBooks was born. Not only did their commercial instincts mesh, but Judy's what's-the-world-ever-done-for-me politics were highly compatible with the Murdoch view.

And then the sex part. It's a one-woman show.

I have never heard anyone talk about sex the way Judy does. I have never heard anyone talk about their sexual partners the way Judy does. I have never heard anyone analyze individual motivations, the workings of the marketplace, and politics, too, in such precisely sexual terms. The other day, on her show, she kept interrupting her tempered guests on the subject of why women like Bill Clinton, and, voice rising, saying: "They want to have sex with him -- that's why they like him!"

Early in her career at Simon & Schuster, she published a book called The Rogue Warrior and fought tooth and nail for a full-face cover photo of the author. "Don't they understand?" she stormed to me. "Women will buy this because they want to fuck him!" She got the full face and a best-seller.

http://www.amiannoying.com/2002/view.aspx?ID=4537

Published Howard Stern's 'Private Parts' and 'Miss America,' 'Monica Lewinsky's Untold Story: An Amorality Tale,' 'Quivers a Life' and Rush Limbaugh's 'See I Told You So' and 'The Way it Ought to Be'
Hosts Fox News interview show

Why she might be annoying:
Her son was born out of wedlock and she never married the father.
She divorced Robert Kleinschmidt, the father of her daughter, in a very angry divorce. The divorce battle went for over five years and went through dozens of lawyers and many judges, costing more than a million dollars.
When she published rival Rush Limbaugh's book, Howard Stern called her 'Judas Limbaugh.'
She wrote for the National Enquirer for three years.

Why she might not be annoying:
She looks like Isabella Rossellini.
She graduated Vassar College on a scholarship.
She has edited books from the left and right political viewpoint with out censoring ideas.
She ranked #94 in Entertainment Week Power List of 1993.

http://www.zianet.com/insightanalytical/newlow.htm

Regan looked straight into the camera and for almost 10 minutes, delivered a pseudo stream-of-consciousness poetry riff mocking Clinton. Referring to his sad boyhood, she mocked his loneliness, then proclaimed that he built himself up and called himself KING, because "I am rich and I can do what I want!" She likened him to the cast out Socks, and envisioned him an old man meeting up with Socks at 125th street, both holding tin cups. ....

It was incredibly vicious. What was especially appalling was how she took the most painful aspects of Bill's background--his truly grievous childhood--and twisted them, using them to mock him. If this wasn't the "politics of personal destruction" I don't know how else you could describe this horrific display. ....

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[oneighty]

26. Oh! I thought perhaps you had met him UTUSN.

My Navy friends say he is sort of a peculiar person. He is pictured in the UDT/SEAL museum publication (Fire in the Hole) With Commander Fane (Naked Warriors)-The father of UDT. The photo is captioned; 'Fane and Profane'

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[UTUSN]

29. Me Meet Him? Naw. The Only Famous People I "Know" Are DUers

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http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0671795937/qid=1103417917/sr=8-1/ref=pd_csp_1/102-3594653-4747326?v=glance&s=books&n=507846

From Publishers Weekly
One of the most controversial veterans of the U.S. Navy's amphibious commando unit, whose troops are known as SEALs, Marcinko describes his combat adventures in Southeast Asia and his counterterrorist activities. A 10-week PW bestseller in cloth. Photos.
Copyright 1993 Reed Business Information, Inc.

Product Description:

A brilliant virtuoso of violence, Richard Marcinko rose through Navy ranks to create and command one of this country's most elite and classified counterterrorist units, SEAL TEAM SIX. Now this thirty-year veteran recounts the secret missions and Special Warfare madness of his worldwide military career -- and the riveting truth about the top-secret Navy SEALs.

Marcinko was almost inhumanly tough, and proved it on hair-raising missions across Vietnam and a war-torn world: blowing up supply junks, charging through minefields, jumping at 19,000 feet with a chute that wouldn't open, fighting hand-to-hand in a hellhole jungle. For the Pentagon, he organized the Navy's first counterterrorist unit: the legendary SEAL TEAM SIX, which went on classified missions from Central America to the Middle East, the North Sea, Africa and beyond.

Then Marcinko was tapped to create Red Cell, a dirty-dozen team of the military's most accomplished and decorated counterterrorists. Their unbelievable job was to test the defenses of the Navy's most secure facilities and installations. The result was predictable: all hell broke loose.

Here is the hero who saw beyond the blood to ultimate justice -- and the decorated warrior who became such a maverick that the Navy brass wanted his head on a pole, and for a time, got it. Richard Marcinko -- ROGUE WARRIOR.

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[Cleita]

7. Bush will probably give him a medal.n/t

[Octafish]

8. Faloofa Love.

Or is Falafal?

[Clark2008]

9. Wasn't that a song made famous

By the (police) Captain and TO'Neal?

[Octafish]

10. LOL! Didja see O'Liely's big holiday gift for Smirko?

The Official Bernie Kerik Bottle Opener

[UTUSN]

12. A Thousand Words

Heck, might as well...


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http://www.chemistrystore.com/loofah.htm

The Loofah Gourd is a member of the Cucurbitaceae ( Gourd ) family. The Loofah is spelled several different ways, i.e., Loofah, Luffa or Lufa. It's commonly known as the Washrag Gourd. It is the only plant known that can be raised and used as a sponge. The sponges are very versatile in that they can be used for bathing, washing dishes or scrubbing. The Loofah is widely used for bathing to invigorate the skin as well as gift giving and crafts. A distant cousin of the cucumber, Loofah's have been cultivated for bath time luxury for hundreds of years. Our Loofah's are grown in Guatemala specifically for The Chemistry Store. They are of the softer variety and are not as scratchy as normal Loofah sponges. Add them to your melt & pour soap project or simply include them in your gift baskets.

Our shipment has arrived! The Loofah's this year are larger than the previous years product. They can be cut to whatever size you need. All the sponges have a 2-3 inch plus diameter. You won't find loofah's anywhere at this price. The sponges are packed flat and will expand to normal round shape after they have be wet.

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And there's this-----------SUPPORT GROUP!!!!

Loofah articles, support groups, and resourcesLoofah articles, support groups, and resources for patients from Med Help International (www.medhelp.org). ... Loofah. Q&A from our Ask The Doctor Forums: arm acne? ...
www.medhelp.org/HealthTopics/Loofah.html - 4k - Cached - Similar pages

[Garbo 2004]

13. They have loofah support groups?? Oh I don't think I want to know.... n/t

[Octafish]

17. Not only that, but O'Reilly O.D.'d!

He picked up his favorite faloofa and slammed down his usual cocktail of Viagra, Levitra and Cialis.

Tonight, it was all for nought. He got stood up by Judith Regan, the junior mistress from New Jersey.

"Shut up," he said, hanging up the phone with one hand. "My little noodle won't go to waste tonight. No. No. No. We can still go for some hot falafal action."

For Bill O'Reilly, that meant only one thing:



Inflate-a-Date.

[TroubleMan]

27. Falafel love....to the tune of "Computer Love" by Zapp & Roger

nt.

[Swamp Rat]

14. "Shut up!... Shut up!"

[UTUSN]

15. Kick for "Ohhhhhhhhh, Pleeeeeeaze" n/t

[antigone382]

16. LMAO

Swamp Rat, you deserve some type of medal.

[hasbro]

18. I've got a hunch

I'm taking O'Reilly in a death pool as an auto-erotic asphyxiation death.

[WoodrowFan]

31. a pool, greta idea

I got him for being knifed in an alley while trying to force himself on a $5.00 crack-addicted bone-thin skanky prostitute.

[colonel odis]

19. perhaps all du'ers should send mr. o'reilly a loofa for christmas.

as he's pointed out so many times, it's CHRISTMAS we're celebrating this time of year.

[ebayfool]

20. outstanding idea - 50,000+ loofahs & no'happy holidays' - Merry Xmas!

I'm gonna go buy one tomorrow (or would a used one send a more pungent message?).

[hasbro]

22. How about

Falafel, phone sex minutes and c- batteries?

[underpants]

21. I have to ask-How do you do the highlight thing?

I have been wondering for a while.

[UTUSN]

24. Answering Now That Somebody Else Kicked

Here's the formula: <span style="background:yellow"> Your Text Here </span>

Substitute brackets for the lesser-than/greater-than diamonds. Credit to SoCalDem, a true tipster. This is the only trick I know. It is absurd that the lowest of low techs, me, am providing tips!

I keep it saved in a "Draft" e-mail for easy retrieval. It can be minimized for going back and forth in selecting the text to highlight.

It only works here, on the net, on DU for all I know. It does NOT work in e-mails. For e-mails, I have to have it posted on the net (DU), then select it, copy and paste into the e-mail. This would be NOT in the "Edit" mode, but in the finished, yellow version.

[Skittles]

28. O'Reilly has lost his edge

he's not as shrill, arrogant as he was - he has the look of someone who got caught, BIG TIME.

[Deja Q]

30. Wow. Mr. Morality himself proving he's as juvenile now as he was when

he wrote his cute porno work.

Good job, Billy O'Really.

LOL. Now see how your republican masters will drop you like a pot of boiling mayonnaise.