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Stephanie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-16-04 11:19 AM
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Sorry, George, He's not going to help you >>>
Edited on Thu Dec-16-04 11:20 AM by Stephanie



You're on your own.



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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-16-04 11:23 AM
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1. What the fuck was this, a prayer op?
:wtf:
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Stephanie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-16-04 11:32 AM
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8. Caption:
U.S. President George W. Bush (news - web sites) pauses after a meeting with Italy's Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi in the Oval Office of the White House, December 15, 2004. The two leaders met privately to discuss regional security and diplomatic issues. REUTERS/Larry Downing

(I broke the link so it would display - added a space before .jpg)

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/041215/ids_photos_ts/r301168083 .jpg
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-16-04 11:39 AM
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10. What was he praying for? Berlusconi's luck?
:eyes:
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DeaconBlues Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-16-04 11:23 AM
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2. Matthew 6:5-6
And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men....when thou prayest, enter into thy closet and when thou has shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret....
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leftchick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-16-04 11:30 AM
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7. That came into my mind as well...
the fundies are the WORST hypocrites in the world. Jesus would not be amused!
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-16-04 11:24 AM
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3. "Hi. This is God. I'm not available to take your prayer."
"Please consider one of the many other religions and deities the universe has to offer. Really, I don't mind. I know the 10 Commandments says something about having no other Gods before me, but I swear it's alright. Go on. I think there are some Aztec or Norse gods that would be much more in line with your foreign policy anyway...and yes, this is a recorded message...beeeeeeeeeep..."
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AllyCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-16-04 11:25 AM
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4. I thought he looked like he was bearing down n/t
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ElsewheresDaughter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-16-04 11:26 AM
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5. praYING IS HARD WORK.,..IT'S REALLY HARD..IT'S HARD
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Jo March Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-16-04 11:28 AM
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6. He's scratching his hand. Maybe he's bored
Praying is hard work and * doesn't like hard work.
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quiet.american Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-16-04 11:37 AM
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9. Why does Bush make prayer look painful? n/t
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spinbaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-16-04 11:44 AM
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11. Why does he make so many faces?
Is he constipated? Drunk?



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Stephanie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-16-04 11:53 AM
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Looks drunk
I'd say drunk.
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TWiley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-16-04 11:50 AM
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12. Well, he is fiber challanged.
He is praying for a good bowel movement.
The irony is:

When he was young, he looked for the "good shit"
Now he is needing to take one.
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SpaceCatMeetsMars Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-16-04 11:53 AM
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13. Looks like he's pouting again.
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Radio-Active Donating Member (735 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-16-04 11:55 AM
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14. caption:
"hmmphhh... Servio Bellasconi didn't like my idea"
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whosinpower Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-16-04 12:01 PM
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15. Constipated????????
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Im_Your_Huckleberry Donating Member (160 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-16-04 12:03 PM
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16. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... snort... huh?
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Kingshakabobo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-16-04 12:07 PM
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17. Jesus, who should I invade next? n/t
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