Remember the days when people put curses on other people? Curse bush!

[Bouncy Ball]

People that had harmed them in some way? You know like "May all your children grow up to torment you every day" and stuff like that.

Well I say why not have a Curse Bush thread!

You can also choose to curse whomever else you choose in the bush administration.

Here's the trick--you can't wish for DEATH. That's too kind. You must put in the curse that they live a VERY long time. Just make the curse good enough (bad enough) that living a long time is crueler than death. Sound good?

Here's mine to start us off:

Commander Fulldiaper--may you have multiple seizures daily. May you suddenly begin growing hair uncontrollably all over your face. Black, coarse, long hair. May laser treatment be unable to stop it. May you be afflicted with all manner of gastrointestinal "problems." And may you live to be 103.

[Liberal Veteran]

1. Boils are good too.....

But be careful, into today's anti-science climate, you might find yourself in Gitmo for making curses.

[Bouncy Ball]

3. I....don't.....care.

Freedom of speech.

So your curse is constant boils and he lives a long time. Good one. Are boils painful? Never had one...

[Liberal Veteran]

8. Oh, yes....

Boils are painful, pus-filled inflammations of the skin.
They can range in size from a pea to a walnut.

[Bouncy Ball]

11. Well

then daily walnut-sized ones on 99% of his body every day until he is 103 is in order, it seems!

[Bouncy Ball]

7. I also might bust out a voodoo doll

hey that's not science! And curses aren't science! So they'd fit right in, right?

LOL!

[sadinred]

2. Three hundred and three!!! And may your teeth grow

out through your lips, and may your wife wake up and despise you and spit on you and walk away, and may your daughters serve 75 years hard time in a real prison, NO better yet may they serve time in Iraq.

[Bouncy Ball]

4. That's pretty darn good.

[China_cat]

5. May the bluebird of happiness

shit on your head.

[Bouncy Ball]

9. Daily, right?

[China_cat]

21. Hourly

[Bouncy Ball]

24. Even. Better.

[Bouncy Ball]

6. I have another one.

May he get Erythrodermic psoriasis on his entire body (and I mean ENTIRE body) and may it not be relieved by any medication known to science. And may he live to be 103.

Break out the faith healers, boosh!

[jeff30997]

10. Commander Fulldiaper :

May your IQ get under the one of a carrot...Oops too late for that one.

[Bouncy Ball]

12. Yeah he's already there

go for something medical that won't kill him but will make him MISERABLE. And not a day's relief.

[DireStrike]

13. May your toenails grow foul, itchy, and painful underneath

And may medicine be ineffective in treating this long-term, debilitating condition.

And may parasites and tapeworms set upon you daily, flocking to your body and consuming it from the inside out.

[Bouncy Ball]

16. Now that's what I'm talkin' 'bout!

[demnan]

14. May your dog Barney

shit in your bed every night.

[Bouncy Ball]

15. That's a laugh out loud one.

[Cocoa]

17. I just want him gone

wishing harm on others hurts you more than it hurts them.

My main wish: Bush goes away. If there's any chance on bringing him up on charges for his various crimes, that would be a bonus.

[Bouncy Ball]

25. Um,

It's all in fun here. You wish him gone as in dead? Isn't that worse?

I don't think realistically he'll be tried for anything. He's got too many people shoved in his back pocket, including the media. It's a kid in a candy store at night with no one around and he can take whatever he wants, and get off scot-free.

So this was in fun.....

[MisterP]

18. may all animals you pass by have uncontrollable flatulence in thy presence

[Kingshakabobo]

19. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your arm pits.

That's an oldie but a goodie my dad taught me. Kinda fitting.

[Bouncy Ball]

26. Good one!

[ProgressiveFool]

20. May he be stricken

With multiple ingrown hairs in the crack of his ass daily for 100 years.

[Bouncy Ball]

27. Ouch

[superconnected]

22. I don't want bad things for him - I think an early retirement is good

..to a little island off of Hawaii where he has no contact with the outside world and can't hurt anyone.

I want the same for his whole cabinet.

And if I can't have that, tried and sentenced in a world court for mass murder, corporate conspiracy on the american people, and purposeful mismanagement and Anti-trust-fraud of Medicare and Social Security funds as well as US tax dollars, will be fine. Oh and also his crimes against other nations.

Normally I'm against executions but when it comes to mass murder, and blanket world monitary corruption that destroys countries, I start getting less ridgid on my anti-dp stance. Okay, I'll settle for him to be caged in an Iraqi zoo for the rest of his life and only fed bananas..

[Bouncy Ball]

28. I can live with that last part

but make sure the bananas are so rotten they are almost liquid, ok?

[ernstbass]

23. I hope he gets stricken with a malady

that can only be cured by embryonic stem cell research!!!!

[Bouncy Ball]

29. DAYUM

I think we have a winner....

[DinahMoeHum]

30. May the day you were born be erased from the calendar.

:evilgrin: