You may be a fundamentalist atheist IF:

[RUDUing2]

http://www.worldzone.net/family/johnanderson/fundyath.shtml

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so how many fall into this group?....

and to be completely fair

You might be a liberal if

http://www.angelfire.com/freak2/tsrightdominion/youmightbealiberal.html

You might be a conservative if:
http://www.meyerweb.com/other/humor/conservative.html

You might be a fundamentalist if:

http://members.aol.com/NetPundit/fundie.htm or since one poster thinks this one is a pro-site (and it may be) http://www.squirrelsisland.com/articles%20by%20guests/fundy3.htm

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so which do you like the best and least?

[DireStrike]

1. About the boulder question:

People always say that the "can he make a rock so heavy he can't lift it" is an invalid question because the premise is illogical.

My response is that miracles are illogical by definition.

I'm not a fundamentalist atheist anymore, I'm an agnostic. Just throwing some fuel into the fire. =D

[RUDUing2]

2. I cant find a *you might be an agnositc if* but found this..

thought you might get a hoot out of it

http://www.abarnett.demon.co.uk/atheism/agnostic_prayer.html

[DireStrike]

16. "Thank you for potentially directing some divine interest in our direction

...Lol!

[BurtWorm]

3. You may be a self-deluded theist if:

you think a series of strawman hypotheticals zing "fundamentalist atheists." :eyes:

[TyeDye75]

11. LOL Right on...zing nt/

:kick:

[Bouncy Ball]

4. On the you might be a liberal one

I only answered yes to ONE of them:

You think the miltary ought to be holding bake sales to pay for weapons.

That's it.

[dbonds]

5. Wow they are sad

I can't believe the crap they think of liberals. Of course I think bad things of conservatives too, everyone I have known has been a lieing cheater and out for me-me-me. I'm sure there are some well meaning republicans that think of themselves as conservatives - many of those use the I'm fisiclly conservative but socially liberal, they still vote republican because of the stigma the lowlifes put on the people out for the good of all.

[RUDUing2]

7. yep...I thought seeing these different ones might put it all into some

sort of perspective...

conserves think libs are scum of the earth and vice versa...

fundie christians think fundi atheist are scum of the earth and vice versa

but each side thinks that they are in the *right* and laugh at the *pathetic* attempts of the other side to make fun of them...

[slutticus]

6. TEKTON apologetics ministries! ROTF!

This site is more hilarious than what you posted! Thanks!

[Baconfoot]

8. That website is full of illogical baloney. It is a failed attempt

to mimick an argumentative style and demonstrates fundamental (if you'll pardon the pun) misunderstandings about even the most naive pre-theoretical Atheism. It also conflates being an atheism with believing that intelligent design is not a plausible mechanism for evolution.

For example, there simply aren't any people who say we descended from apes. The claim is that we share common anscestry. Not that we descended from apes. Since there are no such people making the claim that we descended from apes, there is no reason to list such a belief as a sign of being a fundamentalist atheist.

I might, on the other hand, plausibly place the belief that there is a definable subset of atheists who believe that humans descended from apes on a list of signs that one is an undergraduate Christian who has never taken a philosophy course.

I find the website unamusing, uninformative, and depressing.

On edit: I'm off now to go be depressed about the state of human relations.

[RUDUing2]

9. ummm that is the point...it is a spoof of the all the you might be sites..

of which I included for libs, conserves and fundie christians too...

pssst..it's okay to laugh...even at yourself...

[Baconfoot]

10. My point was it's not funny, just depressing. n/t

[BurtWorm]

12. How's this for logic?

"You are a person who absolutely believes that life came from nonlife, yet absolutely deny the possibility of anyone rising from the dead. "

:eyes:

[E_Smith]

13. The one on Fundamentalists

was actually not making fun of fundamentalists, it was pro-fundamentalist. For instance: "You believe Ted Kaczynski-the Unabomber-should be executed and not praised by liberals." Just thought I'd point that out.

I didn't think any of them were that funny either.

[RUDUing2]

15. I guess it is all in how you read it...to me it is definately making them

look like whackjobs...

try this one instead..

http://www.squirrelsisland.com/articles%20by%20guests/fundy3.htm

[JVS]

14. I found this one to be humorous jab at Thomas Jefferson

You believe that when our forefathers are framing the Constitution, they're staunch deists, but when they're beating their slaves, they're Bible-believing Christians.