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Fri Dec-17-04 07:25 AM
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| Memo to Kerik: get a new lawyer |
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Joe Topocina, Bernie Kerik's lawyer, was on "Imus" just now. He delivered an extraordinarily unpersuasive brief on behalf of his client. The essence of his defense was that Kerik has proved himself an authentic American hero, so to tar him now is unfair.
If my life were hanging in the balance and I had the resources Kerik appears to have, Mr. Topocina would not be my choice.
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| Cooley Hurd
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Fri Dec-17-04 07:29 AM
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| 1. Not to mention Joe's slick hairdo... |
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...never trust a man who still uses Vitalis.
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| Throckmorton
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Fri Dec-17-04 08:02 AM
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| 5. I still use Vitalis, does that make me evil? |
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Funny I alway thought it was the black cats at midnight that did that. Oh well, to quote Georgie's Father in "High School Madness", "If I can get some work out of that son of mine, I should have the shelter finished by Election Day".
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| Cooley Hurd
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Fri Dec-17-04 08:29 AM
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Edited on Fri Dec-17-04 08:51 AM by Cooley Hurd
;):):hi:
(on edit: of course, I'm kidding!:hi:)
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| BiggJawn
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Fri Dec-17-04 07:45 AM
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| 2. "Authentic American Hero"? |
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Isn't that the name of a cheap clothing line they sell at Target?
Rudi must have supplied Topocina for free...
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| Must_B_Free
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Fri Dec-17-04 07:57 AM
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Edited on Fri Dec-17-04 07:59 AM by Must_B_Free
youse gat somthin' against Joey Taco over here?
Joey Taco don't take nothin' from nobody, or they end up with their head lookin like a taco, capiche?
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| no_hypocrisy
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Fri Dec-17-04 08:01 AM
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| 4. "Unfair" is mincing words. What Kerik did is unlawful and illegal. |
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It may be "unfair" that he is subject to prosecution and penalty as the rest of the unannointed, but that subjective assessment is irrelevant. "Unfair" won't give you a free pass.
Is that the best legal argument he can come up with?
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