Donald Rumsfeld's Christmas Card

[johnfunk]

ON EDIT: HOLY ALBERTO GONZALEZ! It's ALIVE!!

It's Donald Rumsfeld's Christmas Tree!

[Hailtothechimp]

1. That's too funny. And yet it shouldn't be.

Fuck Rumsfeld. He's the worst of the lot, and there are some pretty bad ones in that group.

[johnfunk]

3. I'm almost tempted to send it as a Christmas card to Rumsfeld...

... and wish that feckless fuck a holly, jolly Xmas as our troops continue to have their arms and legs blown off because he and Chimpy W. * failed to equip our brave men and women with armor.

Oh yeah, and there's that Abu Ghraib thing, too...

[Tsiyu]

12. Oh please please please John Funk!

If I had the pittance for ink and stamps, I'd send one to Rummy, one to each member of this Administration, one to each Senator, and one to every local preacher and politician who supported *

YOU MUST! Send them! You can sign my name if you like!

[ElsewheresDaughter]

13. should be sent to the new AG Gonzales too

[ElsewheresDaughter]

2. yikes...on the inside, : "you have to get the present I give, Not......

the present you wish to have"

[underpants]

4. Sad but very funny

the Baghdad Scarecrow

[clapton]

5. Absolutely --- Too Funny!

Please, somebody cram this into the sendmail servers of all the online Christmas card providers! This would be just has could as the "Bush Arrested in Canada" story on CNN.com.


Hehhehehehehehheheeeeeee --- Oh, be sure to add flash for the twinkling light show!!!!!!!!

[malaise]

7. Too Good

heheheheehe -classic

[democraticrevolution]

6. Very Sad

Yes, this is very sad but this is the reality of Rumsfeld.

[johnfunk]

8. Someone -- PLEEEASE -- post this to Free Republic!

I've been banned too damn often...

And please, wish them all a holly, jolly Christmas from Rummy!!

[Bush was AWOL]

9. Anyone know his home address?

I'll send it to the sorry fuck.

[Cleita]

10. That's worthy of a poster.

Loved it.

[ElsewheresDaughter]

11. this should be on DU front page...the flash version

[johnfunk]

14. BUMP! Just sharing the holiday cheer

[malaise]

15. Maureen Dowd's piece today

from the New York Times. It would go along rather well with the Christmas card.

Here's a bit - someone sent it by email. Hilarious but very serious.
Published in NY Times : December 19, 2004

EXTERIOR BRIDGE OVER POTOMAC RIVER - NIGHT

CLOSE SHOT - Rummy is standing by the railing, staring morosely into the water. The snow is falling hard. Feeling a tap on his shoulder, he wheels around and wrestles an old man with wings into a headlock.

OLD MAN: Ouch! Tut, tut. When will you learn that force doesn't solve everything?

RUMMY: Who the dickens are you?

OLD MAN: Clarence, Angel First Class. I've been sent down to help you.

RUMMY, squinting: You're off your nut, you old fruitcake. You can't help me. I was a matinee idol in this town, a studmuffin. Now everyone's turned on me - Trent Lott, Chuck Hagel and that dadburn McCain.

CLARENCE: No more self-pity, son. I'm going to show you what the world would have been like if you'd never been born.
edit - excerpt.

[johnfunk]

16. Ho Ho Ho! It's a wonderful self-delusion...

... when you can find a machine to sign letters of condolence...