Where the * is Dick Cheney?

[MyDogSpot]

His wife has been interviewing all over the net. We just had a record number of US killed/wounded (that we know of) in one fell swoop.

Where is the mastermind of Shock and Awe?

[Midlodemocrat]

1. In an undisclosed location

...so secret all the geniuses forgot where he is.

[MyDogSpot]

4. Reminds me of Hirohito

after the dropping of the atomic bombs


His wife's face lift looks nice, though.

[Florida_Geek]

2. Nice hole in the ground in PA

[DoYouEverWonder]

10. Nice hidey - hole

I'm sure it's 1st class all the way.

[Goathead]

16. Site R "Raven Rock"

Alternate Joint Communications Center (AJCC)
Alternate National Military Command Center

[Florida_Geek]

17. Been there Done that for 18 months ready button in

hand :evilgrin:


OK so Grimmy did not know the real name:)

[Goathead]

18. We're you a missile operator?

What unit were you with?

[Florida_Geek]

20. ANMCC - Site R

I programmed the nuclear war puters. :(

[NV Whino]

3. His favorite undisclosed location...

waiting for the terrists.

[Swamp Rat]

5. Getting ready for the "unveiling." All will be revealed soon...

[livinginphotographs]

19. Hideous space creatures from beyond the moon!

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

[American Tragedy]

22. Ohhhh, I like that one Swamp Rat!

I particularly like the radial around his face.

[Up2Late]

6. He's probably working on the New bin Laden tape

He's dead ya know?

The recent tapes are fakes.

[nascarblue]

28. Bin Laden is dead and Al Zarqawi is a myth

Here's a link that shows the fakes. It has comparisons of the real bin laden and the fake... Pretty amazing that most people buy the crap Bush and co. put out there.

http://www.welfarestate.com/binladen/surprise/

[Up2Late]

34. That is THE link I was taking about

But when I post links like that, for some reason, it ends the tread, so I'm glad you posted it:smoke:

[rkc3]

7. Now that America is safer since bush got re-elected,

Cheney is back in an undisclosed location awaiting the next terror attack on Amerikan soil.

[muse]

8. This is what bugged me about him being so visible during the campaign.

He is NEVER anywhere to be found. This same thing happened leading up to the campaign season. No Dick Cheney anywhere. The campaign heated up and suddendly it was all Dick Cheney all the time. Just be glad he isn't being inflicted upon us. I'm enjoying the break. Although, I'm sure this is the wrong attitude. We should expect some visibility from our Vice President, right? And we should not be comforted by his lack of visibility like I am right now, right?

[quinnox]

9. Since America made the "right choice"

He doesn't have to unleash a terror attack on us, so he is relaxing counting his Halliburton millions.

He has retired for now as the boogeyman, scaring Americans into voting for Bush out of submission.

[salin]

11. speculation is that his health has taken a turn for the worse

wonder how bad his replacement would be...

Does a vp who is named rather than elected have to go through a nomination process?

[MyDogSpot]

36. Kept barely alive, like Renquist?

But then, that's old news.

[IHeart1993]

12. Buried undernearth the ground.....

...like all reptiles!
I apologize to all reptiles!

[FM Arouet666]

13. Hiding under the bed, no doubt.

Hey dick, go get another nitro tab, your going to need it.

[malaise]

14. Maybe in hospital

who knows but his absence with her presence looks rather odd.

[elehhhhna]

15. Annual autopsy.

[indigobusiness]

21. He's busy having his colostomy bag adjusted.

[FM Arouet666]

23. It is perpetually empty, given he is full of s@#$! n/t

[indigobusiness]

24. Well, I could be wrong. That might just be a turd in his pants.

Did you look at the picture?

[FM Arouet666]

25. Oh, I see

Naw, I think that is his strap on, or perhaps a wad of socks. If you can't be the big man, you need to pretend. Perhaps that is the radio transmitter he uses to send info to the chimp, it is in close proximity to his ass.

[njdemocrat106]

32. Probably the only time in his life when he genuinely looked happy

Other than that, he always looks PO'd :mad:

[Telly Savalas]

26. Hanging out in a trailer in Oklahoma...

drinking 40's of Old English and watching reruns of Magnum P.I. on TV.

[nascarblue]

27. I've been wondering the same thing...

...Ive been seeing the wife all over, even those Christmas Barney movies they made on the Whitehouse website.http://www.whitehouse.gov/holiday

You know he's probably in the middle of some kind of top secret evil shit.

[ilovenicepeople]

30. It's only 23 days till the nuke fest, he's getting ready for 911pt.2

How long was Dick missing before 911 anyways?

[Wiley50]

31. Yeah, That was my thought

Although I emailed Madsen about it and he wrote me back today. Said

"Not credible that German report -- makes no sense -- OBL will not attack his buddies (Bushes and right wing Republicans in Houston, Dallas and Atlanta)."

Wiley

[NVMojo]

29. rounding up wild horses to make way for oil drilling in his homestate

[Kablooie]

33. I heard that eliminated GW and now walks around in a bushy flayed skin.

[Unforgiven]

35. The S.O.B.

is under the knife getting another pig heart slammed in his chest!

S.O.B.= Sweet Old Boy, Not!!!!


Merry Christmas!!!!

[CityDem]

37. He is hunting ducks

With Scalia, Scaife and Pat Robertson.