Bush's 'Thank You' Speech to all the people who supported him

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Hey how all of you Americans doing today? Karl Rove said that I had to give a thank you speech to all of the people who supported me. I said "Come on Karl, can't you make Dick do it?", and he said "No". So here I am.

I first want to thank all the people who voted for me. If it wasn't for your ignorance, I never would have got reelected.

I want to thank Diebold for supporting me and making sure all of my votes are counted.

I want to thank Karl Rove for acting as my brain because the one in my head is missing.

I want to thank the Christian Right. Hey Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell, thanks for your special support, I'll be sure to turn America into a Theocracy, whatever that is.

Thank you, Saddam Hussein. Some people in America actually believed you were tied to 9/11, and hence, your capture made me all the more popular.

And most of all, thank you Osama bin Laden. If it weren't for your constant campaigning and brilliant schemes, my Administration would be portrayed as a failure. Hey, If you didn't cause 9/11, what would my Administration be about?