kentuck
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Wed Dec-22-04 06:46 PM
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Little Republican boys should not get a Red Ryder BB gun for Christmas |
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Because they will shoot their eye out. I have not yet completed my studies but considering the way they have handled the war in Iraq and national defense issues in general, I think there is good reason to believe that Red Ryder BB guns would cause them to be a threat to themselves and others if received as a Xmas gift....Are you listening Santa?
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Wed Dec-22-04 06:51 PM
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I mean, look what happened to L'il Beaver.
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Wed Dec-22-04 07:04 PM
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IndyOp
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Wed Dec-22-04 07:30 PM
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4. Hey, now would Che approve of your wanting the little boys to shoot |
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Edited on Wed Dec-22-04 07:31 PM by IndyOp
both eyes out? Not that Che would avoid a fight when one was needed, but hey we're talking about little kids here. Usually when I meet nice little kids who I later see being loaded into a van with a Bush/Cheney sticker on the back -- I want to kidnap them, deprogram them, and raise them in a loving home in an ethnically mixed neighborhood and with kind lesbian 'aunts' and gay 'uncles'.
Edit: Spelling.
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ChicanoPwr
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Wed Dec-22-04 07:36 PM
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I know I am being a little bit Grinchy :evilfrown: I'll be willing to help you deprogram them. O8)
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Wed Dec-22-04 07:59 PM
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8. Now that's the spirit! |
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Wed Dec-22-04 07:08 PM
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3. i had one when i was a kid.. |
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but that was back in the fifties, when as kids, we were still fighting the germans and the indians.
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Wed Dec-22-04 07:36 PM
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6. but that would make them unfit for the draft! |
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(give them to little democratic boys...maybe they'd only shoot themselves in the foot)
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Wed Dec-22-04 07:49 PM
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7. Don't you mean they'll shoot themselves in the foot? |
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(I know you're referring to what Cleveland believes is the greatest Christmas film ever, but I have a point)
More likely they'll try to injure themselves to keep from going to Iraq . . .
I personally know a *-licking co-worker whose son is of recruitable age (and now a licensed EMT) who "burst his eardrum" recently . . .
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